#1
Jared came over today and we were looking for this old forty-something gibson that my grandpa hadnt played in like 30 years and had put it in storage somewhere and had forgotten where..and then died..so my grandma gave us permission to look everywhere for it...so we were looking in my step-grandpa's van cuz he steals every thing...and in the back under the last row of seats we found two huge shipping boxes of porn....how screwed up is that?? what is with old men and porn??

not that im complaining about finding this stash!
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#6
porn is good and all... but I still would've rather found that guitar.
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#7
Quote by vantage4
who the hell is jared?

he would be my best mate and band mate

and btw my s-gp is like 87 so wouldnt jerkin off be unhealthy??

he has had some sever accedents happen to him so..
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#8
I woulda rather found porn that hadn't been made yet and it was me in the porn , though the guitar may be supremely better than that.

pepsi
#9
dude being horny is completely natural.
i bet you will have a porn stash when you're a geezer
just dont let your grandkids find it
#10
Quote by stubby2010

and btw my s-gp is like 87 so wouldnt jerkin off be unhealthy??



Psh, masturbation cures more problems then it does create them, unless of course he jerks himself right into a heart attack.
#11
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Psh, masturbation cures more problems then it does create them, unless of course he jerks himself right into a heart attack.


teehee...
that reminds me of Clerks
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#13
"just because you get old doesn't mean your eyes quit working"
thats what this one older guy said after we caught him lookin
#16
Your old man was lucky his penis still worked,
he was simply taking advantage of a blessing
#19
I hope that when I'm old my penis still works
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