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i had sex for the first time last night. i was wondering something though. the girl was able to come, but i didnt. am i still a virgin?
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#2
As long as their were penetration then you're not a virgin.

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Quote by sloppyjoe109
i had sex for the first time last night. i was wondering something though. the girl was able to come, but i didnt. am i still a virgin?


I thought it was guys who was the horny bastards
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#5
Congrats you had sex.
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#7
Dude, thats pretty good, you managed to stay hard throughout the whole thing? Congrats. I bet she will want to be your friend for a while.
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#8
haha. ok thanks.
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Sometimes I feel like I won't care if my girlfriend dies because then I won't have to worry about her becoming pregnant.
#9
Dude you must either be ****ing good or bullshitting us if you didnt come on your first time and she did.

I had sex last night, but not my first time. but it was the first time in a while.
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#10
well done my friend

now go to a clinic and check

i thought i was fine

found out i caughty herpies without realising it

all good now tho

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Quote by sloppyjoe109
i had sex for the first time last night. i was wondering something though. the girl was able to come , but i didnt. am i still a virgin?


cum*

and congrats! your finaly a man!
#12
i wish i had had sex last night for the first time...
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#13
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cum*

and congrats! your finaly a man!



no he was correct come is the correct spelling

common slang has dictated cum tho

the fools

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#14
haha. and yes, no bullshit, i didnt cum.
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Sometimes I feel like I won't care if my girlfriend dies because then I won't have to worry about her becoming pregnant.
#16
the fluid that comes out before the actual sperm, can that get the girl pregnant?
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#19
Quote by jozef the great
cum*

and congrats! your finaly a man!



Come*
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#20
Quote by sloppyjoe109
the fluid that comes out before the actual sperm, can that get the girl pregnant?

only sperm and piss comes out your penis... sounds like you did let out some sperm but didnt orgasm. Did you wear a condom?
#21
Quote by sloppyjoe109
the fluid that comes out before the actual sperm, can that get the girl pregnant?


Yes
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#22
**** dude. i pulled out. but i didnt come at all, but im saying, maybe that fluid got through.
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#24
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only sperm and piss comes out your penis... sounds like you did let out some sperm but didnt orgasm. Did you wear a condom?


he means pre cum lol
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#25
Quote by sloppyjoe109
**** dude. i pulled out. but i didnt come at all, but im saying, maybe that fluid got through.



Bad sloppyjoe109 bad. Pulling out is risky business wear a rubber.
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#27
Quote by sloppyjoe109
**** dude. i pulled out. but i didnt come at all, but im saying, maybe that fluid got through.

Well, there is a good 95% chance of that getting her pregnant... Have fun dad.
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#28
yeah, we were going to go buy some, but we thought going to the store and coming back, would just ruin our feeling of doing it, so we just didnt. we swore that would be the last time w/o a rubber.
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Sometimes I feel like I won't care if my girlfriend dies because then I won't have to worry about her becoming pregnant.
#29
she told me sometimes guys come w/o feeling it....is that true?
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Sometimes I feel like I won't care if my girlfriend dies because then I won't have to worry about her becoming pregnant.
#30
Quote by sloppyjoe109
yeah, we were going to go buy some, but we thought going to the store and coming back, would just ruin our feeling of doing it, so we just didnt. we swore that would be the last time w/o a rubber.

Oooh, damn, son. Your girl is a fool. I'm a little surprised actually...

Yep. Unless this is a joke, you're going to be a papa!
#31
Quote by sloppyjoe109
she told me sometimes guys come w/o feeling it....is that true?


She was probably talking about the per-cum, becuase I've never heard of an orgasm without any feeling...
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i dont really know what is good so maybe you guys could give me some suggestions of a good practice amp with some a effects between 70 and 100pound. cheers

your buying an amp based on weight??
#32
Quote by sloppyjoe109
she told me sometimes guys come w/o feeling it....is that true?



Yes and it sounds like your girl has been around the block a few times if you know what I mean
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#33
Well obviously, going all the way to the store and coming back to buy a pregnancy test would just ruin the feeling, so just wait 9 months and see if something pops out.
#34
Quote by sloppyjoe109
she told me sometimes guys come w/o feeling it....is that true?



Am I the only one who thinks that's funny?
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#35
ok good. i didnt come for sure. but maybe the pre-cum got through...
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Sometimes I feel like I won't care if my girlfriend dies because then I won't have to worry about her becoming pregnant.
#36
I wish you people would say condom, not rubber.

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#37
Quote by garden of grey
Yes, this is so.


That stuff is not really able to get a girl pregnant or very unlikely if I recall.

Oh sure, tell him the truth and promote unprotected sex... GG man.
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i dont really know what is good so maybe you guys could give me some suggestions of a good practice amp with some a effects between 70 and 100pound. cheers

your buying an amp based on weight??
#39
I await the "Help, got a girl pregnant" thread in 5 days time.

>_>
#40
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Well, there is a good 95% chance of that getting her pregnant... Have fun dad.


Not even close. Even when you're trying to get her pregnant there's only a 1 in 5 chance of succeeding. It's also never been proven that precum can get a girl pregnant; there is sperm in it but the sperm is mostly dead.
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