#1
live in antarctica, and according to most people i know, a big polar bear is going to get elected for president. since i know i won't be able to take living in a country governed by anyone as liberal as a polar bear, i've already told my parents that chances are i'm going to be moving to a different country, since i'll be eighteen in about a year. i don't know where though; the arctic wouldn't be that bad as far as i know, except they have a lot of penguins. england, france and especially germany are way to liberal, so i'm not living there. so anywho, if you don't live in antarcita, try and convince me why your country would be better than antarctica, so maybe i'll have somewhere to go with my little eskimo coat and portaigloo. gracias.
#2
Can't you just have a communist revolution led by a ruthless snowman?

And polar bears are pretty conservative btw.
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live in antarctica, and according to most people i know, a big polar bear is going to get elected for president. since i know i won't be able to take living in a country governed by anyone as liberal as a polar bear, i've already told my parents that chances are i'm going to be moving to a different country, since i'll be eighteen in about a year. i don't know where though; the arctic wouldn't be that bad as far as i know, except they have a lot of penguins. england, france and especially germany are way to liberal, so i'm not living there. so anywho, if you don't live in antarcita, try and convince me why your country would be better than antarctica, so maybe i'll have somewhere to go with my little eskimo coat and portaigloo. gracias.


lol

i get it.....


#4
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Can't you just have a communist revolution led by a ruthless snowman?

And polar bears are pretty conservative btw.


No, because I'm conservative and I voted for the far-right conservative walrus. Polar bears are liberal hippies.
#6
Antarctic = penguins and no polar bears.

Arctic = polar bears and no penguins.

You be no Antarctican.
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Antarctic = penguins and no polar bears.

Arctic = polar bears and no penguins.

You be no Antarctican.

They recently merged together because of global warming.
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#11
i don't want you in my country
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*AHEM* it says in your name "Cambridge, England"...
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I'm a conservative, I know everything! Of course I knew those nappies weren't bio-degradable, I mean, that polar bears live in the Arctic! I don't want some North Pole hippy coming into MY country and demanding presidency!
#14
Well, you could always do a house swap, I hear there's an American moving out.
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Polar bears are dictators!!!

Liberal dictators?
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#18
at least its not bipolar bear running your country..

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live in antarctica, and according to most people i know, a big polar bear is going to get elected for president. since i know i won't be able to take living in a country governed by anyone as liberal as a polar bear, i've already told my parents that chances are i'm going to be moving to a different country, since i'll be eighteen in about a year. i don't know where though; the arctic wouldn't be that bad as far as i know, except they have a lot of penguins. england, france and especially germany are way to liberal, so i'm not living there. so anywho, if you don't live in antarcita, try and convince me why your country would be better than antarctica, so maybe i'll have somewhere to go with my little eskimo coat and portaigloo. gracias.

deja vu?
#20
I seriously doubt a polar bear will get elected, but if I'm let down again you can come live in America with me and eat cheeseburgers and watch TV.
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Antarctic = penguins and no polar bears.

Arctic = polar bears and no penguins.

You be no Antarctican.

Hes a fraud!
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#22
Well this really all fell apart, didn't it?

However, it is very clever the way you made fun of that other thread.
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#23
It doesn't matter tbh. The fat liberal activist ursine lesbians'll never get in.

Does taking part in both these topics make me a hypocrite?
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#24
You don't get it! I'm a conservative so I know better than you hippies!

The bear is from the Arctic! He's NOT Antarctican! He's Anti-Antarctican and thus he is a liberal TERRORIST.
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Antarctic = penguins and no polar bears.

Arctic = polar bears and no penguins.

You be no Antarctican.


yeah, well you're no true scotsman.
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live in antarctica, and according to most people i know, a big polar bear is going to get elected for president. since i know i won't be able to take living in a country governed by anyone as liberal as a polar bear, i've already told my parents that chances are i'm going to be moving to a different country, since i'll be eighteen in about a year. i don't know where though; the arctic wouldn't be that bad as far as i know, except they have a lot of penguins. england, france and especially germany are way to liberal, so i'm not living there. so anywho, if you don't live in antarcita, try and convince me why your country would be better than antarctica, so maybe i'll have somewhere to go with my little eskimo coat and portaigloo. gracias.


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yeah, well you're no true scotsman.

I wear a skirt and no underpants any chance I get.

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#30
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Its copy and paste dumbass


Dumbass he took the time to change it.
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#31
lol it's a parody!
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#32
Quote by Aidy Damage
live in antarctica, and according to most people i know, a big polar bear is going to get elected for president. since i know i won't be able to take living in a country governed by anyone as liberal as a polar bear, i've already told my parents that chances are i'm going to be moving to a different country, since i'll be eighteen in about a year. i don't know where though; the arctic wouldn't be that bad as far as i know, except they have a lot of penguins. england, france and especially germany are way to liberal, so i'm not living there. so anywho, if you don't live in antarcita, try and convince me why your country would be better than antarctica, so maybe i'll have somewhere to go with my little eskimo coat and portaigloo. gracias.


1.) Polar bears don't live in Antarctica. They live in the northern hemisphere. Think Alaska, northern Canada, northern Russia and Siberia, etc.
2.) Eskimos, or Inupiaks as they prefer, don't live in Antarctica either. Don't confuse tribes, either. You could seriously get beaten down for calling an Athabaskan an Eskimo. I know this because my girlfriend is Inupiak.
3.) Just in case there is any confusion, penguins live in the southern hemisphere.

Thats said, other than my home state of Alaska, the only other place I could imagine living is Texas.
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#33
Yay for far right! Torys ftw! But not Walri (if that is the plural). They stink up the joint. Go for some nice puffins. They have a chip on thier shoulder because they're so tiny and they want to be dictators. Kinda like the BNP really.
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But not Walri (if that is the plural).


I like it. I also think the plural of "Tory" should be "Tori"


Well, actually, that's a lie. I *actually* think the plural of "Tory" should be "massacre"
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#35
hahahaha:Haha

You're the first one that got 5 's from me (make it 6)

A great take-off from the other thread!
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