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Me and my friends were hanging around being bored today (summer break and all.) And we decided to go to the local guitar center. We diddled around, talked to the clerks and such for about 30 minutes. As i'm doodling around with a sg standard, this guy sitting across from me plays... the beginning of dueling banjos, and then pauses. I pause for a moment, and then play it back. Apparently, this is how you start a 'rock off', because he looked at me, poked around with his amp, and started shredding. I responded by standing up, kicking over my stool, and shredding back. The most epic part here: He started shredding again at the same time I did, in FLAWLESS HARMONY. It was beautiful. Then we hugged, and some people clapped.

BEST...DAY...EVER.
#5
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Quote by GeneralGrim
Not fake! i'm practically shaking from the awesomeness, and it happened an hour ago.


I think you just have parkinson's.
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I call bs for lack of pics/video
I'm the one who has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
-Jimi Hendrix
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Quote by GeneralGrim
I couldn't take a video, it was kind of a spontaneous thing.


This is the internets, you lack pics/video and it never happened. That's the way it is, sport.
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Yeah, and I beat Satch in a guitar duel and got awarded a record deal.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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Quote by dann_blood
Yeah, and I beat Satch in a guitar duel and got awarded a record deal.


Really?
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Quote by dann_blood
Yeah, and I beat Satch in a guitar duel and got awarded a record deal.


You got a record deal for beating him, they might as well give you one for beating your goldfish...
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it sounds cool actually. something similar happened to me. I had a bass battle with Flavor Flav, man i kicked his ass. And it was funny because at the end he said "noo boi!" but we're still great friends.

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Quote by bequickorbedead
You got a record deal for beating him, they might as well give you one for beating your goldfish...



Hey!!! That was an insinuation that a goldfish is better then Satch!
#23
Quote by Doolittle
it sounds cool actually. something similar happened to me. I had a bass battle with Flavor Flav, man i kicked his ass. And it was funny because at the end he said "noo boi!" but we're still great friends.


I was just going easy on you.


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Quote by Doolittle
it sounds cool actually. something similar happened to me. I had a bass battle with Flavor Flav, man i kicked his ass. And it was funny because at the end he said "noo boi!" but we're still great friends.


Did you steal his clock?
#26
your story sounds plausible but i dont know.
Quote by farcry
the first time I've ever been sigged, and it had to be about a butthole. My dad would be proud.
#27
Quote by pnkrockfishermn
your story sounds plausible but i dont know.

hey it really happened even ask Flav

#28
Wow, this thread really plummeted.

Here's the big flaw in your story - in guitar shops the guitars don't have straps on them. So if you'd stood up and kicked the stool over, you'd have looked a bit silly with no strap as the SG plummeted to the floor.

Natch.
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Quote by Tom Martin
Wow, this thread really plummeted.

Here's the big flaw in your story - in guitar shops the guitars don't have straps on them. So if you'd stood up and kicked the stool over, you'd have looked a bit silly with no strap as the SG plummeted to the floor.

Natch.




Owned.
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When you take a crap do you clean your ass siting down or standing?
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upside down
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You're working for the government aren't you?
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I don't have an ass.


#30
Quote by Tom Martin
Wow, this thread really plummeted.

Here's the big flaw in your story - in guitar shops the guitars don't have straps on them. So if you'd stood up and kicked the stool over, you'd have looked a bit silly with no strap as the SG plummeted to the floor.

Natch.



Whoa, thats some csi **** there.


Slide on your aviator glasses and put your hand on your hip in a skewed kind kind pose while the camera pans out....

like this.
Last edited by JDawg at Jun 15, 2007,
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Quote by JDawg
Whoa, thats some csi **** there.


Slide on your aviator glasses and put your hand on your hip in a skewed kind kind pose while the camera pans out....

like this.



Chord from the Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again"

"YEEEEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Lets All Goto Mars: The I The FLAMING LIPS Club
Last edited by daft at Jun 15, 2007,
#33
Quote by IbanezPlayer27
I bought a car today..

I win.


High five!
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#34
See, this is why you carry a video camera around with you wherever you go.

Because then you have proof of everything you do.
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#35
Quote by IHATECHILDREN
See, this is why you carry a video camera around with you wherever you go.

Because then you have proof of everything you do.

even cleaning the litter box, the simplest of all chorez?

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Quote by IHATECHILDREN
See, this is why you carry a video camera around with you wherever you go.

Because then you have proof of everything you do.

Camera phones my friend... use them wisely.
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Quote by Doolittle
even cleaning the litter box, the simplest of all chorez?

Yep.

You never know when your cat may challenge you to a shread off.
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#38
well i dont know. after the argument about the strap i dont believ him. you sir are a liar!!
Quote by farcry
the first time I've ever been sigged, and it had to be about a butthole. My dad would be proud.
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Quote by pnkrockfishermn
bootstrap bill, you sir are a liar!! and u will spend an eternity on this ship! mr.turner, feel free to go ashore


i like it better that way. i have been watching pirates of the caribbean to nmuch lately......
Last edited by moonhawk at Jun 15, 2007,
#40
actually that is better.
Quote by farcry
the first time I've ever been sigged, and it had to be about a butthole. My dad would be proud.
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