#1
The title basically says it all. Here is a place to swap and share plots, dialoges, scenes, and/or moments that were hilarious in pornos.
#5
When this massive black guy is about to give a facial, and he's like "I'm gonna fill up yo' mouth", and a tiny little dribble comes out and hits her ear.
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#6
The other day there was a really good one going on and then the guy had to start making noise and he did that slow stutter kinda thing and then I swear he was going "ureh! ureh! ureh!." Vincent745 would be proud.
#8
so this couple were having sex, and then they did it!!!


the end
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#9
Well this genie guy and girl were about to be separated and they weren't aloud to have sex and the girl wanted to

Girl: My loins are on fire!

Guy: They'll set my johnson on fire! ( actual words)

*they do it anyway and the master walks in*

Guy:.....this is when my johnson gets set on fire
#10
Quote by bearded_monkey
When the girl had an orgasm

Everyone knows thats impossible


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#11
at a dudes bachelor party he was drinking heavily, then got a lapdance from a stripper, then vomited all over the stripper, she freaked out

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Last edited by tremeloud at Jun 16, 2007,
#12
Quote by bearded_monkey
When the girl had an orgasm

Everyone knows thats impossible


nope..... its possible.... trust me
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#13
So the guy was standing up giving it to the chick while she was on top of him- and he fell backwords flat on his ass.

Well his dick must have pounded her insanely hard cuz she was like:

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK??!!"

hilarious.

EDIT: Tremeloud take that link down.
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#14
Man: "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!"
Woman: "Not you I hope, you're ****ing me!"
#15
Quote by Ollie Led Zep
Man: "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!"
Woman: "Not you I hope, you're ****ing me!"


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#16
at a dudes bachelor party he was drinking heavily, then got a lapdance from a stripper, then vomited all over the stripper, she freaked out


Uh... take that link down... it's got boobies. You might get banned.
Last edited by 1The_Trooper1 at Jun 16, 2007,
#18
Quote by tremeloud
at a dudes bachelor party he was drinking heavily, then got a lapdance from a stripper, then vomited all over the stripper, she freaked out

EDIT:*Pwnage link*


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#20
So the guy was standing up giving it to the chick while she was on top of him- and he fell backwords flat on his ass.

Well his dick must have pounded her insanely hard cuz she was like:

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK??!!"

hilarious.

EDIT: Tremeloud take that link down.

LOL i want to see that one.
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#23
there was one that was a musical, and the guy's wiener had a mouth... and it was singing
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#24
I saw this one where this guy splooged in the girl's pussy and then she's like holy **** why did you do that and then she was trying to get all the guy's cum out of her pussy it was so funny and the whole time they were ****in she kept telling him to cum on her stomach and he kept saying ok.
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#25
Guy:How would you like an all natural facial?
'Nuff said
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#26
"Doctor, Ive had a raging erection for awhile now"

"How long exactly?"

"Two Days."
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#27
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Guy:How would you like an all natural facial?
'Nuff said


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