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When I first read this it sounded like something that could only happen in a movie. In a town in Germany a squirrel ran into an elderly woman's house, jumped on her, and bit her on the hand. The woman ran out into the street and managed to shake the crazed mammal off of her hand. It then ran into a construction site and attacked a worker. The worker eventually fought it off with his measuring pole. After that the squirrel attacked another elderly man in his garden, injuring him on the arm hand and thigh. The old man had the last word though when he beat the thing to death with his crutch.

In conclusion, squirrels are serious business.

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#2
i like the picture caption, wtf? "a squirrel is seen in St. James Park in London in this May 2, 2007..." hahaha, like we needed to be reminded what a squirrel looked like
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#3
I love how it's the old dude with a crutch that kills it, and not the construction worker. Exact opposite of what you'd expect.
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#4
hahahaha
what a beastly squirrel
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#6
That's crazy! Damn squirrels, I KNEW I had a reason not to trust them.
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#7
oh noes, i'll be disecting squirrels this year. I just hope it doesn't come alive and kill me at night
#9
lol... when i first read it, i kept thinking it said "with his crotch", then I took a closer look...

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oh noes, i'll be disecting squirrels this year. I just hope it doesn't come alive and kill me at night

Dude, are you dissecting it for school? I want to do that. The best Ill get to cut open is a baby pig.
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Dude, are you dissecting it for school? I want to do that. The best Ill get to cut open is a baby pig.


oh dude you're missing out. in junior high my science teachers was the coolest. we dissected small sharks and cow eyeballs. i'm not kidding either.
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