#1
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Founder of Jaco society

[22:08:23] <Confusius> I wish I was a bassist
[22:08:26] <Confusius> you fuckers look cool


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#2
What about you guys posting a video of your playing, then we vote?...

EDIT: Alright! Forget it, sorry.
PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#3
There are recordings of us playing...
Founder of Jaco society

[22:08:23] <Confusius> I wish I was a bassist
[22:08:26] <Confusius> you fuckers look cool


Want to know how to play bass in jazz? Read this.
#5
^ I would if I had a webcam..


Edit: ..Wait a minute, I think I have one lying around in my friend's house.. I'll have to check.
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech