#1
My girlfriend went on a month long camping trip, and I won't even get to talk to her the entire time. So now I need something to cheer me up, anything funny, amusing or something that makes me glad I'm not the poor bastard who just got dominated.
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#4
Go to youtube and look up Kiddie Metal with Axel Rose from SNL.
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#10
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she's probably gonna meet some amazing guy while on her trip.


lol
#11
Whatever You Do Don't Listen To Emo
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#14
Ouch....my bad. I've never been into Axl Rose, but I'll get that right from now on, and thanks for link. Great video.
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#15
yeah. just think, one month, thats:

100 monkey spanks, averaging at 3-4 a day.

720 hours of sexual freedom; shh, dont tell!

31 dates with different women whom you can choose to either bump or dump

1 long month of money in the bank!
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#16
look up porn


EDIT: **** someone already said it lol
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#17
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she's probably gonna meet some amazing guy while on her trip.
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#18
You guys are assholes. I'd slap most of you in the face for saying something like that (Especially HeavenlyVirus)

Just get really good at something that you weren't good at before. That's what I do. If you are feeling really pissed off at everything, you could just watch some South Park/Any other Satirical productions and get a kick out of how people/other **** is made fun of.

EDIT: What camp is your girlfriend going to, if you don't mind me asking?
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#19
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This is just awesome.



YES!
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#20
ah man the same thing is happening to me

but my girldriend is in the bahamas and cant call her cause its 5 bucks per minute
#22
hey, its redwing_suck! he makes a couple really good tabs lol
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#23
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she's probably gonna meet some amazing guy while on her trip.



Lol, good luck with that, there won't be a single guy around for over 40 miles.
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#25
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You guys are assholes. I'd slap most of you in the face for saying something like that (Especially HeavenlyVirus)

Just get really good at something that you weren't good at before. That's what I do. If you are feeling really pissed off at everything, you could just watch some South Park/Any other Satirical productions and get a kick out of how people/other **** is made fun of.

EDIT: What camp is your girlfriend going to, if you don't mind me asking?


It's called Voyagers, just some local thing with her school.

Oh, and thank you. It's nice to know that somebody knows where I'm coming from, unlike the people who have never had a girlfriend and prob never will judging by their attitudes.
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People always tell me I solo like Zakk Wylde. Thats how I know that I suck.
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#26
Play the blues and stay sad. lol.

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#27
It's called a hooker..


just kiddin' holmes
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#30
Sheep. Sheep make me laugh. Maybe sheep will make you laugh?
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"Dude, is that a new ice cream or something?"
#32
just go fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap, once you do that you'll feel much better
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#35
Well maybe she'll be so happy to see you when she gets back that you'll get some action?
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#36
Go eat a sandwich?
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