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I was looking through my junk folder when I found this little gem, in an email selling a patch that would make my penis grow as fast as a flower.

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To Buenos Ayres, then. He did not even attempt to pronounce this name, though its strange, inexplicable look on the page was a joy to him. From there by mule-back and afoot over the Andes to Chile. He knew something about that trip. A woman who had taught in the Methodist missionary school in Santiago de Chile had taken that journey, and he had heard her give a lecture on it. He was the sexton of the church and heard all the lectures free. At Santiago de Chile (he pronounced it with a strange distortion of the schoolteachers bad accent) he would stay for a while and just live and decide what to do next. His head swam with dreams and visions, and his heart thumped heavily against his old ribs. The clock striking ten brought him back to reality. He stood up with a gesture of exultation almost fierce. Thats just the time when the train crosses the state line! he said.

I thought the broken English was sorta funny, so I thought I'd share. Anyone else get something like this?
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Someone on this forum said they got this, and I thought it was funny, so I saved it.
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I got a really weird one a while back, and decided to add it to some of my photography:

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Quote by Bubban
^ Damn, nice picture.


Thanks.

<random>Dude, I just realized that I have the shirt that your avatar is based off of.

Yay communist party. </random>

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The two were oddly fitting to each other.


Was that comment in reference to the spam I posted in the picture? Because all the text on there is from one email, I just thought that the second part would look better if it was farther down the pic.
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Quote by Dirge Humani
Someone on this forum said they got this, and I thought it was funny, so I saved it.




Imagine if Louis Verne had written all his books like that
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
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They do that to try to bypass the filter. I get a lot that have excerpts from Harry Potter.
Kind of nominated for Best Retired User.


Skepto > Oxygen