#1
I can think of two of the top of my head

"Theres a bathroom on the right" when its actually "theres a bad moon on the rise" CCR- Bad Moon Rising

"Scuse me while I kiss this guy" when its actually "Scuse me while I kiss the sky"
Jimi Hendrix- Purple Haze

you know any strange misheard lyrics? if so post em
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#3
my friend thought that song by heart dog and butterfly was saying drunken butterfly
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#6
There is a part in Liberate by Slipknot where he say "I am one I am All I'm above and beyond" but I swear to god every time I hear "I am one I am all I'm a bowl of peanuts" and it cracks me up. Although when Corey is going all out, it ain't hard to pick something like that up.
#10
I saw lyrics for P.O.D. that were really fucked up.

Can't find them.
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#12
There's this part in "Crystal Skull" by Mastodon that sounds like "covered in blood, sucking face". It actually says "Covered in blood-sucking flies". I was so disappointed when I read the real lyrics...
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#14
I remember there's lyrics that sounds like 'Alex the seal'..but it was actually 'Our lips are sealed' :P
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#16
Any Falloutboy lyrics... God that man is an atrocious singer.
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#18
The By Myself remix on Link Park's Reanimation.

I heard: Junction

Actually: Don't you


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#20
one of my friends thought that at the very first where he says all aboard that he said cannon ball idk how they got that

for crazy train sorry
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#21
In Millenium by Robbie Williams, my old man used to think the line 'stars directing our fate' was 'stars direct in our face'
Much hilarity ensued
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Any Falloutboy lyrics... God that man is an atrocious singer.

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#23
Talk Show Host by Radiohead: "I'll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches".


....no, wait....
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#25
Prophets of War by Dream Theater: "Debate this faggot's just cause" its actually "Debate this fight, it's just cause"
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#27
"This is my line, this is eternal" sounds like "This is my line, this is a turtle."
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#28
How come no ones mentioned "Blinded By The Light" I swear to GOD he's saying "Wrapped up like a douche another blah blah blah in the night...."

Im questioning the douche part....
#30
a friend of mine asked me if I knew this song that went like "its the fire of downtown"....im like...um no...I just know the "downtown" song (more of an oldie I think)...hes like no it was like "its the fire of downtown"...turns out he ment "its the final countdown" xD
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In Millenium by Robbie Williams, my old man used to think the line 'stars directing our fate' was 'stars direct in our face'
Much hilarity ensued


Me too

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How come no ones mentioned "Blinded By The Light" I swear to GOD he's saying "Wrapped up like a douche another blah blah blah in the night...."


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#36
Slipknots song ''Wait and bleed''.....

One of the lines is ''Inside my shell I wait and bleed''....but EVERY DAMN TIME I LISTEN TO THAT SONG I hear the words....

''Inside Michelle I wait and bleed'' Makes me laugh though hehe
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