#2
Calling someone a douchebag never tires for me...maybe it should, but I can't stop.
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If you say a mom joke to someone and they say MY MOMS DEAD, and then you say, so thats why she didnt move much. gets me every time
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#4
I like to tell people to 'go congeal in a gutter somewhere' It may not make sense, but I like to say it.
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Calling someone a douchebag never tires for me...maybe it should, but I can't stop.



i can relate, douchebag is just such a fun word to say, and when its insulting, its double the fun. youre not alone...


o and this is always hilarious. like if you want to make fun of, idk, people who play volleyball, say "the hardest part of playing volleyball is telling your parents youre gay"

i love it...
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#6
idk of all the random disses I would have to say "twat waffle"
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#7
^ I'm glad I'm not alone haha.

EDIT: To the soldier.

However...twat waffle is it? NIce.
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#8
I like to call people fuckwits when they can't use the search bar.

*cough*hint*cough*
#9
^i know a ton of girls that would kill you for saying that to them, there hot so if they pile on you...............HIGH FIVE................that would be hot.
#11
calling a person a tool or a failure is pretty fun
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#12
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I like to call people fuckwits when they can't use the search bar.

*cough*hint*cough*

I also like that insult, but I like to apply it to the self made search bar police
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I also like that insult, but I like to apply it to the self made search bar police


STFU, I get off on the powertrip of being the fucking internet Gestapo. Don't even get me started on how much I love saying *reported*.


Seriously though, there was a thread made like 2 days ago called best insults.
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STFU, I get off on the powertrip of being the fucking internet Gestapo. Don't even get me started on how much I love saying *reported*. Seriously though, there was a thread made like 2 days ago called best insults.


fortunately this one is called favorite insult
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STFU, I get off on the powertrip of being the fucking internet Gestapo. Don't even get me started on how much I love saying *reported*. Seriously though, there was a thread made like 2 days ago called best insults.

Yeah...isn't there a problem with the search bar lately though (just curious)?
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fortunately this one is called favorite insult


Oh, you've enlightened me, I now see how the topics are soooooo different.

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Yeah...isn't there a problem with the search bar lately though (just curious)?


It's iffy at times but I used it like ten minutes ago and it worked fine for me.
#18
calling someone a douche bag or a tool never gets old, cuase they say something and you're just liek shut up douche bag, or shut up, you're a tool. whats incredibly annoying though is when people call you a noob, you say something and they're just liek NOOB! my friend has been doing it lately to like everything i say and it just gets so annoying. also a classic is just giving someone a finger, no one cares if they get flicked off but just giving the finger to someone makes you feel so satisfactory
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Oh, you've enlightened me, I now see how the topics are soooooo different.


It's iffy at times but I used it like ten minutes ago and it worked fine for me.


if you have any other questions or concerns about anything feel free to ask for more enlightenment
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#21
Someone already posted that Shakespearean insults link, but my personal favorites are from a Midsummer Night's Dream.

Canker-Blossom
Tawny Tartar
Loathed Medicine
Juggler
Puppet

Or, this whole line:
"Get you gone, you dwarf; You minimus, of hindering knot-grass made; You bead, you acorn."

Act III, Scene I.

But just calling someone a douche will also suffice from time to time.

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#22
douchebag

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#23
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#24
I'm a big fan of 'meecrob.' It's one of the deadly curse words.
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If you say a mom joke to someone and they say MY MOMS DEAD, and then you say, so thats why she didnt move much. gets me every time


lol... baseketball.... love that show...
"come'on B*TCH!... you're my new best friend!" lol
love it!
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#26
"dipsh*ts"...

when some1 does something pretty stupid.... "FAIL!!"
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Oh my ***ing god that pron one is like the best one ever and i have seen all of em. Congrats dude you just beat Kensai.
#28
I've learned that if you put "f*ck" or "f*cker" at the beginning or ending of most words you can make a pretty interesting insult for example: Steamroller-F*ck, F*cktank, Scissor-f*cker, magazine cover f*ck, Indianna F*cker, it just keeps going
#30
What are all the ones at the end of Rolling Kansas, the ones those cops use?
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#32
"I hope you choke" is one I used quite a bit.. not an insult really; more of a proposition.
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