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#1
Canadians are cool. What would I have to do to actually move there?
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^That's it! No other idea will even come close to that one. Joetime get's a pizza!
#2
Grab a passport and pack up your things.

You might want to find a place to stay also.
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#3
Quote by Metal-X
Grab a passport and pack up your things.

You might want to find a place to stay also.
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I would indeed "fap that thaing", but my dog is looking at me and it feels highly iinappropriate.
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good luck with that! if the world have a nuclear war 3 things would survive; cockroaches, twinkies, and boss pedals
#4
You'd need a moving truck because that's a pretty far way to drive. You need proof that you're a US citizen(sp?) to get through the border. Learn to convert MPH to kilometers.
#5
Quote by jsbud11
Learn to convert MPH to kilometers.


Or if you pay attention to the damn speedometer, then you would notice that it has both
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#6
How long does it take to process my Visa?
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^That's it! No other idea will even come close to that one. Joetime get's a pizza!
#7
You would have to immigrate wouldn't you?

Don't you have to like go through the government and all that crap
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#9
Quote by Metal-X
Or if you pay attention to the damn speedometer, then you would notice that it has both

Oh sorry, I can't drive yet...
#10
Quote by jsbud11
. Learn to convert MPH to kilometers.



This would be easy for me if I where to ever move to Canada because my car was originally sold in Canads so the spedometer has the KPH in big numbers rather than the MPH. Baught it from a Canadian man that moved to Michigan.
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#11
Quote by Twist of fate
My mom said theres alot of black people in canada

that's bull.

Come to Canada man. Vancouver is cool. Lot's of Asians.
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#13
Toronto is better. This is where all the blacks hang out.
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#16
Quote by Infatuation
that's bull.

Come to Canada man. Vancouver is cool. Lot's of Asians.

So? None of them are uncensored and nude. Thats why I have teh originl azn pic pasted 24 times on MS paint

And that black people thing is a south park joke. In a few episodes, cartman said "My mom said theres alot of black people in *insert place here*"
#17
So you wana move to Canada eh? Well Guess what IN CANADA THEY DONT GET FREE BOXES! Still wanna go?
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i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#18
I live in Vancouver... cool place. Good food. I only know two black people, actually, they're both half black. Loads of Asians here. I'm one of them.

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#19
Robin Williams says Canada is like a loft over a great party.

I couldnt imagine a bastardised version of my country (eh).
#20
Quote by TechnicolorBoy
Toronto is better. This is where all the blacks hang out.

Sweet.

Black girls and Rush. Thats all I need.
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^That's it! No other idea will even come close to that one. Joetime get's a pizza!
#22
Quote by ihatefender
So you wana move to Canada eh? Well Guess what IN CANADA THEY DONT GET FREE BOXES! Still wanna go?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

No free boxes?!
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^That's it! No other idea will even come close to that one. Joetime get's a pizza!
#23
Quote by Joetime
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

No free boxes?!



Actually, it's easier to get free boxes in Canada. All you have to do is go to your local liquor store and ask for some.
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#24
Quote by jimmypage27
Actually, it's easier to get free boxes in Canada. All you have to do is go to your local liquor store and ask for some.


QFT...actually pretty much every store you ask is willing to give away boxes, people are so friendly here
#25
Americans aren't. We're redneck conservative hicks right?
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^That's it! No other idea will even come close to that one. Joetime get's a pizza!
#26
Quote by ihatefender
So you wana move to Canada eh? Well Guess what IN CANADA THEY DONT GET FREE BOXES! Still wanna go?


dude. i forgot about my boxes. damn i cant wait for those
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#27
Quote by Joetime
Americans aren't. We're redneck conservative hicks right?


Nope, just drunk, at least the ones i've met on roadtrips
#28
Quote by imnotastoner
dude. i forgot about my boxes. damn i cant wait for those


I hope you dont get them that way when you move you have to buy your boxes America needs you to support my welfare check.
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i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#29
Free Healthcare
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^That's it! No other idea will even come close to that one. Joetime get's a pizza!
#31
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That made me laugh SO hard. I have no idea why.
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#32
Newfoundland for the win!

I so would move there if there wasnt such economical **** there....
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#34
Calgary is where its at. The city is full of great people, and great opportunities.
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hey d00d i herd u dont like shred u r a genius 4 thinkin dat. all shred is fukin lame wit no soul u no wat im sayin??
#36
to become a citizen you have to take a test in one of the two languages we have (english/french)
#37
Quote by x/taluha
to become a citizen you have to take a test in one of the two languages we have (english/french)


booo French
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#38
Canada is awsome but I don't really have a place to compare it to. Lots of gorgeous ladies here
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#39
I love living in Canada. I went to Michigan once and it was terrible everybody was miserable.
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#40
Quote by Twist of fate
My mom said theres alot of black people in canada

Mate, you also made out with your mom in church.
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Oh my bloody god. Imagine if you were a girl and you woke up to find your little brother's friend standing over you with his erect penis on your breasts...


Indeed.
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