#1
Well we have these neighbors who are complete wankers and very very religious (catholic) so naturally they hate it when I play guitar and listen to my music as it is mainly heavy metal and as you all know, they call it the devils music etc and try to push their beliefs onto me.

Where I need some help is that I want to know the heaviest, most demonic, fastest song I can play very loudly to annoy them. Right now I usually play old Metallica, Slayer, Iron Maiden (they really hate them), Megadeth and Anthrax but I want something that will get them pissed.

The reason why I hate them is that they always ring the cops when me and a few mates jam together even if it is midday, tell my parents everything I do when they go away for a weekend (usually have a few mates over and get wasted), lecture me every time they see me about the music I play and listen to and just anything else they can think of and they just really annoy me.

So I want your help so I can be the neighbor from hell (no pun intended).
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#4
Or... Cradle of Filths cover of Black Metal..

You can't say that's not demonic.
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#5
N.W.A.- Straight Outta Compton


Seriously.
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#6
wots that song...
i killed baby jesus and raped the virgin mary or something along those lines
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#7
Thanks guys, keep the songs coming though...
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#9
The Pixies - Vamos. Get some friends and play it really loud. Plus it sounds better than metal.
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#13
And another which just popped into my head.

Morrissey - I Have Forgiven Jesus. Need the vocals for it to be offensive though.... Just play the record at a ridiculous volume so they get the lyrics.
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#14
VENOM (find the song were they shout every second SATAN :P
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#16
Strapping Young Lad - Oh My Fucking God.

Pandemonic Hyperblast is about as good as it gets though.

Personally I wouldn't try and agitate them any further. But whatever.
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Strapping Young Lad - Oh My Fucking God.

Pandemonic Hyperblast is about as good as it gets though.

Personally I wouldn't try and agitate them any further. But whatever.


NO no no no no.. Please don't talk sense into him ))):

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#19
I'd say go for some Vader if you guys are up for it ... if not Slayer manages to piss my parents off quite well especially when I stop midway through the song and bark 'Angel of Death' .
#20
Play Slayer - Jesus Save... nah j/k. Play something br00tal, Deicide is a good option, or you can go the really unx-tian route and play some black metal. Here's the "big four" bands that made stupid things you can choose from:
Mayhem: Murder, arson, cannibalism
Emperor: Murder, maybe arson
Dissection: Murder
Burzum: Murder, arson

Just make sure your neighbours know what bands made that song you're playing.
You can get a PA and shout the title and original creator of every song you are about to play. They will eventually check some info on those bands and then condemn you.

Edit: Arson refers to church burnings
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#22
Just something loud heavy and incomprehensible, its not like they are going to study the lyrics or anything..
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#23
That's an easy one:

Marduk - Jesus Christ, Sodomized.

Job done, the most offensive song to christians I've ever, ever heard.
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#25
Deicide, nothing pisses off a Christian more than Deicide.
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That, combined with a poster of Glen Bentons face on your frontdoor.
#27
judith - perfect circle

make sure they hear the lyrics though... especially where maynard says

F**K YOUR GOD!!!
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#28
Anything Deicide or Glen Benton would be perfect

Other suggestions...

-Really good grindcore, eg. ****... Im Dead, Pyaemia
-Anything Marduk
-Deeds of Flesh
#30
I don't think that they could hear the lyrics clearly so a song with very satanic lyrics is a waste, I just want something that has extremely distorted guitars, and a BPM around 240+...

Anyway, how do so many of you know these songs?
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#31
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I don't think that they could hear the lyrics clearly so a song with very satanic lyrics is a waste, I just want something that has extremely distorted guitars, and a BPM around 240+...

Anyway, how do so many of you know these songs?


It's kinda mainstream anyway. You just have to look a bit further than mainstream metal like slayer and metallica.
#32
Quote by mad4metal
I don't think that they could hear the lyrics clearly so a song with very satanic lyrics is a waste, I just want something that has extremely distorted guitars, and a BPM around 240+...

Anyway, how do so many of you know these songs?


You want Origin then.
#33
If you really want to annoy anyone who is catholic, play

HERE COME THE BUTCHERS by Nothingface

just read through the lyrics of this song to see what i mean.

also another good song would be

WALK WITH ME IN HELL by Lamb of God
#35
Nile - Cast Down the Heretic
Immolation - Burn with Jesus
Behemoth - The Reign ov Shemsu-Hor
Cryptopsy - Orgiastic Disembowelment
Wormphlegm - In an Excruciating Way... (not fast, but does the job)
Gorguts - Obscura
Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine
Necrophagist - Foul Body Autopsy
Mutiilation - Tears of a Melancholic Vampire
Darkthrone - Crossing the Triangle of Flames
Emperor - Gypsy
Morbid Angel - God of Emptiness
Entombed - Left Hand Path
Demilich - When the Sun Drank the Weight of the Water
Hate Eternal - I, Monarch
Suffocation - Liege of Inveracity
Severed Savior - Public Mutilation
Spawn of Possession - Swarm of the Formless
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