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1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "**** this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.


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#2
Very nice, but I doubt that anyone in their right mind would consider doing about 28 of those.
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#3
31. Put a pine cone in your pants and pretend that it's your penis.
32. In the middle of the class say "Wait a second... this isn't Mcdonald's"
33.Make your friends dress up as ghost busters and you the ghost.
34.Stare at the teachers boobs until she realizes and then say "how much?"
35.Go into a secluded area of the school and make orgasmic sounds then when someone pops out, they realize that you're only reading books.
#5
damnit! if youd posted this a few days earlier id have had some exams i wanted to fail!
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34.Stare at the teachers boobs until she realizes and then say "how much?"
pops out, they realize that you're only reading books.

I have a t-shirt saying "very nice, how much". And the others were pretty funny
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31. Put a pine cone in your pants and pretend that it's your penis.
32. In the middle of the class say "Wait a second... this isn't Mcdonald's"
33.Make your friends dress up as ghost busters and you the ghost.
34.Stare at the teachers boobs until she realizes and then say "how much?"
35.Go into a secluded area of the school and make orgasmic sounds then when someone pops out, they realize that you're only reading books.

haha i really lol'd at 32
#8
One of my friends who is dropping out did this.

During our final he took in a cage of birds in his bag, and released them half way through the final. They ****ted everywhere.
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#24 seems as though it would be especially relevant to the interests of The Pit.
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#10
36. write your answers completely backwards. like.. ..ekil .sdrawkcab yletelpmoc srewsna ruoy etirw .63
#11
You obviously did one or all of these and you cannot spell "Failing".
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#13
Someone puked on her exam paper in one of my exams. Someone also masturbated during one. I also came close to taking a Gameboy into one of my exams to ease the boredom I knew would ensue during the last 20 minutes. Good list, seen it before, still got lulz.
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#14
I went to an art exam after drinking 5 cans of cider. But thats not TOO bad...
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Someone puked on her exam paper in one of my exams. Someone also masturbated during one. I also came close to taking a Gameboy into one of my exams to ease the boredom I knew would ensue during the last 20 minutes. Good list, seen it before, still got lulz.
Haha, yeah finals can be pretty boring, especially in easy classes where the tests only take an hour or so. I was playing that brick game that comes with iPods and I got to about the eighth level when my Spanish teacher told me to bubble in some of my answers darker. I was so pissed since I was on a roll at that game.
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or if its a scantron sheet, turn it sideways and bubble in the dots obscene things like F&#& YOU, EAT $&%*
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"Wait...this isn't biology?"
*runs out of class screaming*
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