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#1
this came from a chat idea, but, if UG was a school, who would be who? when this is done, the votes will be tallied, and then released, and we will see who is who in our little school
here are the positions, including teachers and faculty(thanks to muffinman123192 and rworsl for ideas):
Positions:

Supreme Overlord-
Principal-
Vice Principal-
Disciplinarian-
Academics Director-
Guidance Counselor-

Teachers:

Math-
Science-
English/Grammar-
Social Studies/Geography/History-
PE-
ROTC (basically military)-
Foreign Language-
IT/Computers-
Music/Theory-

Other:

Janitor-
Librarian-
Lunch Person-
Maintenance Person-
computer tech-
Special Ed-
Singular Student-

Last edited by TheClincher at Jun 22, 2007,
#2
Wow...you actually posted it.

President- of a school?
Principal- Zappp
Vice Principal- Cas
Disciplinarian- Primusfan
Academics Director- Zappp
Guidance Counselor- Logz

Teachers:

Math-
Science- Magicninja
English/Grammar- Frenchy
Social Studies/Geography/History- METHS
PE- Snyper
ROTC (basically military)- Snyper
Foreign Language-
IT/Computers- Scourge

Other:

Janitor- Nelsean lol.
Librarian- Dirk Gently
Lunch Person- Greety (He'd spit in the food of kids he doesn't like)
Maintenance Person- Wahappen
computer tech- Rworsl
Last edited by Leonheart at Jun 21, 2007,
#3
I would like to nominate Scourge and myself for IT/Computing teachers.

Anyone who remembers last years banning incident should agree, plus look at my user title!
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#4
you forgot special ed. that would cover a lot of students
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#8
Positions:

Supreme Overlord - Zappp
Principal - Cas
Vice Principal - BumOffBarney
Disciplinarian - Rankles
Academics Director - Wahappen
Guidance Counselor - Davey

Teachers:

Math - Logz
Science - Yakult
English/Grammar - Frenchy
Social Studies/Geography/History - Kensai
PE - Dready
ROTC (basically military) - Dready
Foreign Language - DeliriumBassist
IT/Computers - Scourge and Rworsl

Other:

Janitor - Schmietty
Librarian - zippidyduda
Lunch Peoples - Greety and DinkyDaisy
Maintenance Men - Cagnius and theguitarist
computer techs - Scourge and Rworsl
Special Ed - Zuka
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Last edited by muffinman123192 at Jun 21, 2007,
#9
I would like to be the janitor, please
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#11
oh, oh, dibs on "The Always Angry and Hateful Substitute Teacher Who Doesn't Give a **** What the Kids Do As Long As He Gets Paid"!
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#13
this is a music forum and you forgot ' Music Teacher '.
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#14
Screw all you guys, i called it first!
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

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#15
If UG were a school each and every member would be the 14 year old freshmen nerds. lol


I'm kidding, sort of.
#16
Supreme Overlord- Zapp
Principal- Cas
Vice Principal- Dyuha
Disciplinarian- Wahappen
Academics Director- primusfan
Guidance Counselor- Pan-Tallica

Teachers:

Math- theguitarist
Science- Nelsean
English/Grammar- FrenchyFungus
Social Studies/Geography/History- Logz
PE- Dreadnought
ROTC (basically military)- Greety
Foreign Language- BumOffBarney
IT/Computers- rworsl

Other:

Janitor- TheClincher
Librarian- Dirk Gently
Lunch Person- cagnius
Maintenance Person- divid3d
computer tech- Scourge
Special Ed- Rankles
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#17
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My avatar FTW!


FUCK YOU

Ill settle for librarian, then.
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#19
Ah, my life is now complete

I no longer hate Schmietty, because while he has power over all things used to clean, I have the power of the infinite knowledge and wisdom that can only be found in the school library!
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#20
I wouldn't be part of the staff, I'd just be the kid that everybody knows, but no one pays all too much attention to


that would suck.
#21
im gonna let this go for a few days, then get the votes tallied, so lets try and keep this alive
#23
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im gonna let this go for a few days, then get the votes tallied, so lets try and keep this alive


I think you should make me a librarian. Thats what I think. Theres a cookie in it for you if you make me a librarian.
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

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#24
I'll be the Student

for without me.. What is the school for??!

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#26
here's mine:
Supreme Overlord- zappp
Principal-cas
Vice Principal-waappen
Disciplinarian-Cas
Academics Director-
Guidance Counselor-happytimeharry

Teachers:

Math-
Science-
English/Grammar-frenchy
Social Studies/Geography/History-
PE-dready
ROTC (basically military)-
Foreign Language-
IT/Computers-
Music/Theory-

Other:

Janitor-stepco12345
Librarian-zippidyduda
Lunch Person-
Maintenance Person-
computer tech-
Special Ed-
Singular Student-
#27
Is there some kind of self defense course I can teach? I'd go for PE but I can't honestly even run a mile under 10 minutes myself lol. But I can probably be the school wrestling coach.

Actually now that I think about it you forgot all the sports coaches.

Football Coach
Basketball Coach
Soccer Coach
Tennis Coach
Wrestling Coach: Child of Maiden

pretty much whatever other sports you want...
No one knows what it's like... to be a dustbin... in Shaftesbury... with hooligans...
#28
Supreme Overlord- zappp
Principal- casualty01
Vice Principal- wahappen
Disciplinarian- Rankles
Academics Director- Dreadnought
Guidance Counselor- primusfan

Teachers:

Math- Meths
Science- Yakult
English/Grammar- Frenchyfungus
Social Studies/Geography/History- Me
PE- Dreadnought ... again (he does push-ups for a living)
ROTC (basically military)- Dreadnought ... yeah but this time he does these kinds of things
Foreign Language- jallas
IT/Computers- Connorhd
Music/Theory- nightwind

Other:

Janitor- Pan-Tallica
Librarian- Meths
Lunch Person- chubbychunks
Maintenance Person- Kensai
computer tech- Connorhd
Special Ed- Me
Singular Student- Pit monkeys
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#29
Supreme Overlord- Casualty01
Principal- Zappp
Vice Principal- Frenchy
Disciplinarian- Greety
Academics Director-
Guidance Counselor-

Teachers:

Math- umop (I can't spell the rest of his name)
Science- Meeee ( I love science)
English/Grammar- DinkyDaisy
Social Studies/Geography/History- Meths
PE- Some of the guys that lift weights
ROTC (basically military)- Some patriotic yank
Foreign Language- renka
IT/Computers- Smokey Amp
Music/Theory- Dave_Mc

Other:

Janitor- chubbychunks
Librarian- Meths
Lunch Person- Mistress Ibanez
Maintenance Person-
computer tech- Some of the guys from the computer thread
Special Ed- Vincent745
Singular Student- ??? (whats this mean?)
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#30
I nominate myself as head of the stoners in the schools boiler room.
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#32
I'm guessing no one agrees that there should be coaches? I mean c'mon no school is complete without the testosterone driven football coach lol.

*Does Adam Carolla impression*

"Alright ladies (and I use that term loosely), take a knee! You there! That helmets not a chair! Alright listen, you better be here to play some goddamn football... I'm not your mom, I'm not your dad, I'm not your friend, I'm not the school nurse, I'm not your goddamn housekeeping. I'm your Coach. And I'm going to take this team to the top. This is the best goddamn team we've had in years (even though he says the same thing to every team every year) and we're going to show that to [insert name of rival school] when we run all over their sorry asses this weekend"

And once in a while you see him walking around campus flagging down big guys and saying "Hey kid what's your name? Why the hell aren't you on the team!? We can use you!" And before the guy can even answer he says "Practice is a 4:30! Be there"

lol I was always the guy the football coach would flag down haha. I was huge, but I never really liked football and I was way too much of a stoner to play football in highschool. Although now I wish I had given it a shot. It would have been fun, but I took the route of stoner bass player in highschool and I had my fun doing that and playing in bands.

Well anyways back on topic, yeah every school needs the football coach! And he needs to have a rivalry with the teachers and the principal because they're threatening to not let some of his best players play because of their grades lol.

I'll still be wrestling coach, but someone needs to step up and be the ex-drill sargeant football coach to make this school complete.
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#33
Positions:

Supreme Overlord- Zappp
Principal- Casualty01
Vice Principal- Wahappen
Disciplinarian- Frenchyfungus
Academics Director- Rankles
Guidance Counselor- Faqu

Teachers:

Math- Hellsbells
Science- Yakult
English/Grammar- Frenchyfungus
Social Studies/Geography/History- Draken
PE- Dobzilla
ROTC (basically military)- Dreadnought
Foreign Language- Happytimeharry
IT/Computers- Lord Seripoth
Music/Theory- Acousticpyro23

Other:

Janitor- Mack56
Librarian- Esther Mouse
Lunch Person- Conky2440
Maintenance Person- Slut
computer tech- ConnorHD
Special Ed- Primusfan
Singular Student- Bumoffbarney
#37
I nominate myself for creepy alcoholic hobo that lives outside the school and throws beer bottles at buses as they drive by.
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#38
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I'll be the Student

for without me.. What is the school for??!

Sudent- Jimmyyoung
This does not reflect well on the English/Spelling teacher.
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#39
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This does not reflect well on the English/Spelling teacher.

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