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I call mine "Him"..... idk why. Its definatly not from the band name, since I hate those guys.
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I need some music that makes you envision a dark room illuminated by only candles and perhaps a creepy middle aged man in a bathrobe.

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Rape: Is it in you?
who told you about Jeff?
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leftybassdude's opinion is superior to anyone else's

Member of The Weakerthans Fan Club
PM TechnicolorBoy or maybe_I_am to join
My guitars name is Eugene, but its about to be replaced by Reginald.
Spastic Ink
I name my guitar Sigmund Gimulowski....the initials are S.G. which is what i got!

and i named my penis Vlad the Impaler
Member #14 of the "Claudio Sanchez is god" Club.

My Gear:
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
Epiphone G-400
Fender Precision Bass
Ibanez Exotic Wood Acoustic
Crate BX-15
Crate Palomino V16
Proco Rat 2
Dunlop 353q Crybaby
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I agree
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
No, but I've got a toy unicorn named Justin.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
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I name my guitar Sigmund Gimulowski....the initials are S.G. which is what i got!

and i named my penis Vlad the Impaler

I like to call my penis the octagon.
My Ibanez is Ibby, my Martin is Martini, and my Strat is Fendy
Fender Standard Strat
Fender Deluxe Active Jazz Bass
Martin DX1

Peavey Classic 50/212

Pedal Board:
Gator 8-Bus
Boss TU-2 Tuner
Digitech Bad Monkey
Ibanez CF7 Chorus/Flanger
ISP Decimator
Dual button footswitch
I've named my amps, but not my guitars. Little 10w amp is "Little Bobby" and the halfstack is "Big Betty".
Dem Dry Bones
Current read: I Am America (And You Can Too) (Stephen Colbert)
Album of the Week: Four Thieves Gone (The Avett Brothers)
I didnt think instruments was THOSE instruments,
anyway i call my penis Jack
cause my best friend is jack daniel

edit: Lol at the guy giving a girl name at his dick

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No, but I've got a toy unicorn named Justin.

That's interesting.

My Flying V is named Rose.
My Acoustic is named Marie.
My other two electrics are known as Lame
and my bass is known as fatty
Spiral Out
I named my guitar Jessica, so I can make sexual jokes while playing.




I've named my ibanez Betsy.
Would you die for Dethklok? I know I would. PM me... If you've got the balls.
My intruments with names have either earned a name from me:
Warwick Fretless - Ebony
1927 Conn Tenor Sax - Grace
Jackson Dinky Rev mod - Les Dinky

Or been named by others:
1981 Fender USA Strat - Freedom
Samick TMJ5CE - Luna

My phallus needs no introduction.
I named my acoustic Jerry after Jerry Cantrell, because his performance on Unplugged is what inspired me to play guitar. I named my SG after Layne Staley, because he played an SG as well, and I love him.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
I named mine "The Search Bar". Nobody likes to use it
My guitar modification blog.
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Jesus was all like "To those about to rock, I salute you." then he grabbed his mighty axe and rocked the Romans out really hard. Of course they were strict classical music so....
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My acoustic guitar is named Julia.

... dno why thats so funny!... just is
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after i wipe i look at the toilet paper. anyone else do that?

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hamburger. put your wang between your cojones and turn 'em sideways.

I call my guitar the "Floyd Paul" on the internet.
I call it "Montana" or "Les Paul" in real life.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
My acoustic is name "Bobby"

And my drumming kit is called "Bram", because that's THE greatest person I know.
Military use of children?

my guitar is Mary Jane and my bass is Lucy Sun
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making a windows machine look like a mac is like putting lipstick on a pig.

~We Rock Out With Our Cocks Out!: UG Naked Club.~
My Electric is called Ivory, my acoustic is called Layla, my classical is El Sexica...yeah
No rly?

Ya rly.
my acoustic is trash
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination
I called my Les Paul Emilie
You Are More Likely To Be Devoured Than Empowered By Your Own Sense Of Romance
my acousic is lola
my gibson isnt naed
and my jackson is... hippie guitar
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Mr.Cuddles killed The Metal!!!! FUCK YES!

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Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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"Oh Mr.Cuddles, you make my pants go boom boom. I are horny. Do not disappoint I"

Viscara (my band)
I call my Tony Iommi signature Betsie Lou




my ibanez is named olaf
after the dude in clerks
"will you suck my ****? , BERZERKER"
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im american but i think canada would win. they would probably lay low until everyone took each other out and then finish the last one standing off in one fell swoop. sneaky bastards.
Guitar: Gertrude
Mandolin: Mandy
Lets All Goto Mars: The I The FLAMING LIPS Club
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