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#1
yeah, so what happened is my mom is pissed cuz me and my brother fight. (go figure)


so i have to memorise the book of james (yes, the bible)


by august 10th or my mom is sellin my guitar.


ok, try to set your feelings as a guitarist aside, and tell me if this is even close to be a logical punishment.


fight with brother = suppress musical creativity?


oh well, maybe its just me.
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#3
hide your guitar and tell her your Jesus on desguise so she can't do shit
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#4
lawl. not catholic.


pretty much shiite christian non-denominational.


lol.
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#5
just give it a shot when she has you read it, I dont think she'd actually sell your guitar if she thinks you tried
#6
fight her
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#7
thats hella gay.
how bad is the fighting?
is it like innocent wrestling/name calling or are there black eyes being given?
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#8
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hide your guitar and tell her your Jesus on desguise so she can't do shit

+1
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#9
oh yea, i kno, im christian and everything, i just dont see how suppressing creativity is a valid punishment.
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#11
give her the finger, proclaim your devotion to satan and make a sacrifice....her maybe?
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#12
nothing physical. usually just him saying something along the lines of "guess where we went without you today?"


or something and ill say something stupid like "your face?"


but seriously, theres times where if my mom wusnt there i wouldve torn that kid apart.
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#14
be a man, punch her in the face and tell her to memorize the bible in some random language (you decide what language)

EDIT: Klingon might be a good idea.
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#15
oh yeah, i forgot to mention, its not like, a summary, its word for word i gotta memorise.


sucks my ass.
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#16
Dang. I think she'll cool down. That's harsh. How long ago did she impose said punishment?

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#17
Maybe you're really mormon?

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#18
I hate when people do things like that. Why doesn't she make you do extra chores or something? That's complete bullshit. Don't really have any advice for you, though. Maybe you can try to show her how stupid and hypocritical she's being. As a Christian, I know that God is forgiving.
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#19
oh wait, i just found my solution within jc13's sig.


problem solved.


jk.


im all nervous and s*** too cuz i looked at sum serial killer biography's today, and i have a similar psychological profile to that of ted bundy.


i dont wanna grow up to be sum killer guy.


short temper dont help either.
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#21
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oh yea, i kno, im christian and everything, i just dont see how suppressing creativity is a valid punishment.


i agree.
have you tried talking to her about a different punishment?
i mean, and this is gonna sound nerdy, studies show that people who play an instrument are 20% smarter than people who dont.


actually that was for people who play piano, but we can leave that part out.
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#22
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Sounds like any other catholic to me.


"IM GOING TO PUNISH YOU WITH THE POWER OF GOD"


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Meh.. Im Catholic, and all the others I know don't do any B.S like that..

Well, Sterotypes for the win I guess!
So all Mexicans, start the lawn Mowers,
All blacks, start robbing,
All British, get the tea,
and all Americans get to Mcdonalds...
oh yeah.. all the arabs need to get on a plane to NYC and Crash into a building..
#23
she announced we had to memorise it like almost a month ago.
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#24
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Meh.. Im Catholic, and all the others I know don't do any B.S like that..

Well, Sterotypes for the win I guess!
So all Mexicans, start the lawn Mowers,
All blacks, start robbing,
All British, get the tea,
and all Americans get to Mcdonalds...
oh yeah.. all the arabs need to get on a plane to NYC and Crash into a building..



Wow this is the first time Ive EVER seen you post. Ever. . I had a group of mexicans build my bathroom..... I had 2 blacks rob my CD player and smash my car windows. and I live in America and everywhere I go I see businessmen and white trash eating McDonalds. Theres no british where I live but everything seems in order!
#25
this is why i hate christians

well partly why

and only the crazy zealous ones
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#26
oh yes, ive tried to talk to her. shes one of those "you belive differently? go to hell. youre wrong" types.
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#27
your mom believes in god, that means shes crazy and needs a therapist
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#28
on a serious note, that's bull****, tell her that if she was really into whatever she believes in she wouldn't force it on you, also, it's a little bit unrealistic, the whole bible? word for word? that's stupid
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#29
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Wow this is the first time Ive EVER seen you post. Ever. . I had a group of mexicans build my bathroom..... I had 2 blacks rob my CD player and smash my car windows. and I live in America and everywhere I go I see businessmen and white trash eating McDonalds. Theres no british where I live but everything seems in order!


Sounds like the 5 O'clock news..
#31
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meh. to each his own.


typical christian thing to say, but i forgive.


ive never had problems bottling my feelings......


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#32
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oh yes, ive tried to talk to her. shes one of those "you belive differently? go to hell. youre wrong" types.


what the hell are you asking us for then?

Pick up youre HOLY ****IN BIBLE (some may get it) and get studying.
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#33
no, not the whole bible, just james. its like, 2 and a half pages.
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#34
i have never had a good memory. i seriously sat for like an hour tryin to memorize it and i still cant remember the first sentence.


i told her about it, she doesnt care.
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#35
warn her that if she does this, you will kick her in her ovaries when shes not looking


o and btw, did you buy this guitar with your own money or did she?
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#36
Yeah james isn't that long just do it. Then you can quote it randomly in conversation. "That reminds me of a verse I think its James 4:7...." you'll sound all smart and such.
#37
TS, you use the enter/return key way too much. And as for your 'serious question' talk to your mother about a different punishment.
#38
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oh yes, ive tried to talk to her. shes one of those "you belive differently? go to hell. youre wrong" types.



...satan....thats the answer. just do it dude. go to her and say the our father backwards.

instead of our father who art... go: live morf su reviled tub noitatpemt...

seriously do it. if i'm right she'll forget about the punishment and go get a preist. then all you gotta do is make your head spin
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#39
well, ive considered the simple (yet quite infantile) approach of takin the amp, my pedals, and my other guitar stuff and leavin when shes not here.


judge it.
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#40
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oh yes, ive tried to talk to her. shes one of those "you belive differently? go to hell. youre wrong" types.

Get out dude. Get out now. You can do better, that's not a healthy environment. I hope you are not raised to believe that. Stop the cycle.

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