are we supposed to be proud that someone drank on their birthday,
if i had a dollar for everyone who got drunk on their birthday bill gates could kiss my ass
foolish minister,
again you have mistaken
its absolute power over
this body i have taken
This child belongs to me now
to the one who reigns in hell
the demon of great power
the demon SAMAEL!
lol I was just at a rad party,but we got kicked out so its time to go home and hang out on MSN, myspoace AND UG!!! YAY!
^ Ahh, you're just jealous because it's not your birthday.

ToxEDIT- To snackpaksays

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first time drinking?

nah man, I am in england. pisshead capital of the world.
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i bet you already had a gay orgy by now

yer dude im f***in leaglal!! even for GAY!!!
My birthday threads were better.
But I did get you this tie.
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What if I want my c*ck to smell like an egg roll?

GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Please try to avoid bro rape and have a responsible adult walk you home next time.

Happy Birthday you drunken moron
.Brand New.Bright Eyes.This Will Destroy You.

Happy Birthday man!!
Rock out to paradise city and you're neighbours will love you.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it

O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
who reckons i will wake up with a warning slapped onto my account like a slippery fiush?
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My birthday threads were better.
But I did get you this tie.

Gemini, One of you birthday threads was great, but then it got Spammed.
I even brought a present for Tox, but I don't think he even noticed.

That's a right fine tie, too.

slashnmash, I brought you some presents. They might not seem like much right now. But in the morning, you'll think of me as your best new friend.

The dog's name is Gibson. He'll protect you. His blanket will keep you warm, if you fall asleep in the gutter tonight. The ice bag, and the other stuff ... well, you'll find a use for them tomorrow morning.

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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.