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View Poll Results: can you cook?
no, everything i touch turns to poison 10 6.29%
a little bit, like cookies and stuff 26 16.35%
a fair amount. you can live on your own and have a few meals you could live off 69 43.40%
yeah, i can cook lots. im a cooking pro 38 23.90%
you dominate chef pasquale and julia child once tried to steal your recipes 16 10.06%
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:36 PM   #1
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Can you Cook?

im just sitting down with some freshly made penne with garlic cajun alfredo sauce. took a little while to make but its ****in delish

how many of you filthy scummy Pit monkeys can cook and if so what?
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:37 PM   #2
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That last sentence probably summed up all the answers you'll get.
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:37 PM   #3
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:37 PM   #4
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I uncook.
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:37 PM   #5
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can cook just about anything i've got a recipe for if i've got the time for it, but i like grilling best personally ('specially steak)
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:37 PM   #6
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I can whip up a mean ramen
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:38 PM   #7
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Yesh, but I have to add my own semen to it, else it tastes like shit.
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:38 PM   #8
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Tonight I made:

Ramen and a bagel.


When necessary, though, I can cook okay.
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:39 PM   #9
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I can cook loads of itallian food and your basic meals etc. I've started cooking greek dishes now.
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:39 PM   #10
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can cook just about anything i've got a recipe for if i've got the time for it, but i like grilling best personally ('specially steak)

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Old 11-12-2008, 08:40 PM   #11
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Yep, uuum a variety of things. My specialities are burgers and meatballs tho (not together)
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:40 PM   #12
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my cereal is pretty damn good
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:42 PM   #13
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I like to think I'm a good cook. I make a pretty good chili or pasta sauce, and I've been told my pies and cakes are tasty as well.
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:46 PM   #14
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I cook well. Single guy, you cook a broad a meal, you get head. Its like an unspoken law.

works everytime
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:46 PM   #15
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i make a pretty awesome grilled cheese XD
and bacon and eggs

thats all
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:47 PM   #16
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I can make scrambled eggs that's about it.
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:48 PM   #17
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I can cook easy stuff, going to attempt quiche tonight.
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:48 PM   #18
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Why did I open this thread, I'm Hindenburg hungry
goin' get food stuffs, zee ya!
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:49 PM   #19
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I can cook pretty well.
My dad used to be a chef so I have learned a fair bit from him.
If you can give me a recipe, chances are I can cook it to perfection and I have even beed known to make my own recipes.
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:49 PM   #20
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i can cook speghetti and macaroni and such
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