#1
I'll start!

I hate it so much that when I'm old and retired I'm going to work there and get my revenge by being mean and cruel to everyone who comes up to me for service!!!
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#3
I've been to hell and I spell It, I spell it DMV.

and anyone thats been there know exactly what I mean
#4
Oh yes I do..... They always find some way so they don't have to service you...... Then when they deny you service you realize you wasted an hour or 2 just ****ing sitting waiting to be denied service!!!!

Also if you don't know what a DMV is then please leave right now.....
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#6
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Also if you don't know what a DMV is then please leave right now.....


Gladly, after you tell me what it is
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#7
Yes...................................................

You're all like 12 and 13 I bet......... or just really stupid..........
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#9
Interesting actually, the first time i went to america was a few years ago, i went to colorado with my girlfriend and the first thing we had to do was wait at the DMV to get her license. Needless to say my first impressions of the good ol' U S of A were a bit bollocks, although there was this awesome pimp dude i got chatting with, he was so bling, full on bare chest with medallions and fur collar
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#10
Quote by randomtasko1
Yes...................................................

You're all like 12 and 13 I bet......... or just really stupid..........


Or not American
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#11
Hmmmm........ He must have been Jesus......
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#12
Yea well like I said.......

you're either 12 or 13..........or stupid......
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#13
so are you saying that everyone who isnt american is stupid? 'cause there is a higher stupid:smart ratio in america then any other country.....ya dumbass
#14
For the third time!!!

Either your 12 or 13 or just stupid...............
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#16
Quote by randomtasko1
For the third time!!!

Either your 12 or 13 or just stupid...............

for the 3rd time as well. OR NOT AMERICAN !!!!!#!@$@#$@#$#!$#$!@$#@!$@#!@$@!!
#17
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I've been to hell and I spell It, I spell it DMV.

and anyone thats been there know exactly what I mean



CURSE YOU. You beat me to it!!!

Anyways lol:

Ive been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmv
Anyone thats been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and Ive waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers Id screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it thc
Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, lifes a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointless

Ive been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmv
Anyone thats been there knows precisely what I mean
Ive stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers Id screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless
#18
How many times do I have to tell you!!!

You're either 21 or 31 or just penis!
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#19
Im from england and i dont no what it is.
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#21
I'm pretty sure everyone hates the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles for non US people) even the people that work there hate it.
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#22
I had a relatively pleasant experience at the dmv on monday. I went early in the morning (like 10 am) to take the test to get my learners permit. the test was easy and none of the people who worked there were were excessively douchebaggy. and now I can drive
#23
So the DMV is like the DVLA here in Britain?

The DVLA's pretty efficient.

OH! I just thought of the best way to explain what the DMV is to non Americans.

ITS WHERE PATTY AND SELMA WORK IN THE SIMPSONS!
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#24
I hate the DMV because it has inspired a stupid thread. I also hate the DVLA because a photocard license would have cost me £50 when I passed my test, so I figured 'f*ck em'. I still have my green foldy license.
EDIT: Actually, i don't know where it is right now. But it IS somewhere.