#1
Nos eriously. You gotta check this out Click here I mean, there's gotta be something wrogn with this, because this is too messed up. A bomb made to make the enemy gay?
#4
I heard they're experimenting on UG.

Well, that would explain things wouldn't it? *pelvic thrusts towards draken*
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#5
"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents.

wow........

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#6
what is this some kind of futuristic gay porn plot?
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#7
Well, you know what they say: make love, not war!
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#8
Can you imagine if they actually made this?

After teh bombh went off, onthe other side of the battle field you'd start hearing sex noises and music like "every body dance now" or "it's raining men"
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#9
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Well, you know what they say: make love, not war!




the world is so ****ed about nowadays..


what am I talking about?! I'm only 13
#10
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what is this some kind of futuristic gay porn plot?

they already have the photographers hired. that was the whole point of the iraq war! gay porn!

Jack my swag
#11
C'mon you're either gay or your not. Nothing's gonna make you turn gay.

... although Renka almost could.
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#12



That is so ****ing hilarious.

"turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting."


That is so awesome... Imagine having to conduct the raid on the enemy after the bomb had gone off... Cuffing and Capturing everyone in the buff, having sex. I love that.


Someone should set one off in the Westboro Baptist Church.
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#13
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Someone should set one off in the Westboro Baptist Church.


+infinity times 2
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That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#14
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I heard they're experimenting on UG.

Well, that would explain things wouldn't it? *pelvic thrusts towards draken*


/me sits in his hazmat suit and shoots kensai to save him from a life loving interior design.
#15
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Someone should set one off in the Westboro Baptist Church.

fuck yes!!!!!!!

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That is so awesome... Imagine having to conduct the raid on the enemy after the bomb had gone off... Cuffing and Capturing everyone in the buff, having sex. I love that.

you would wanna join the army


Jack my swag
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#16
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/me sits in his hazmat suit and shoots kensai to save him from a life loving interior design.


/rolls behind a sofa then quickly pelvic thrusts out of the window
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#17


PELVIC NINJAAAAAAAA?
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That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#18
Think about this carefully.

How many families will be torn apart from this? How many wives will find themselves unloved because their husbands were forced to be gay?

It's outrighteous, goes against human rights and is ridiculous.
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/rolls behind a sofa then quickly pelvic thrusts out of the window


/me slaps Kensai around a bit with a large trout
#23
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Think about this carefully.

How many families will be torn apart from this? How many wives will find themselves unloved because their husbands were forced to be gay?

It's outrighteous, goes against human rights and is ridiculous.


You can fire one of the bombs into the crowds of female protesters, too, Duh.
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#24


I wonder though if calling it a "gay bomb" is a stretch, honestly. It makes the hormones go sex-crazy, and it just so happens that the only people around are men.

If you set it off in a nightclub, I'm sure you would achieve different effects.
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/me pelvic thrusts Leonheart in the eye

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PELVIC NINJAAAAAAAA?


Nooo

<.<

>.>

/me pelvic thrusts mr cheese's down a cliff
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#26
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Nooo

<.<

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/me pelvic thrusts mr cheese's down a cliff



/screams, masturbates on the way down and cums as hit bottom.
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#28
i want one of those and throw it at two extremely hot chicks......sweet
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#29
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C'mon you're either gay or your not. Nothing's gonna make you turn gay.

... although Renka almost could.

You are very scary sometimes, anyone ever tell you that?

And I'm with latte girl, I think they planned it, so that the bomb would make the soldiers so horny they'd sex each other, and so becoming temorarly gay.
And I don't see why the "gay community" would have such an issue with this?
#30
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You are very scary sometimes, anyone ever tell you that?

And I'm with latte girl, I think they planned it, so that the bomb would make the soldiers so horny they'd sex each other, and so becoming temorarly gay.
And I don't see why the "gay community" would have such an issue with this?


Because it gives off an aura of the Pentagon still thinking that it's a choice, and is based purely on sex.

Look at the name. "Gay Bomb" - It seems to give the impression that it will cause people to instantly be attracted to the same sex. Which, obviously isn't the case in terms of actual gay people, like myself.

I don't know what you put that into Quotations either, because yes, It is a community. o_O
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#31
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I'm told that on a daily basis. Today it was your turn. Was it as good for you, as it was for me?
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#32
Throw the gay bombs over the walls into the vatican and allert the news crews
All shall feel my wrath :stickpoke
#33
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Because it gives off an aura of the Pentagon still thinking that it's a choice, and is based purely on sex.

Look at the name. "Gay Bomb" - It seems to give the impression that it will cause people to instantly be attracted to the same sex. Which, obviously isn't the case in terms of actual gay people, like myself.

I don't know what you put that into Quotations either, because yes, It is a community. o_O

Yeah, but (in my mind) the weapon would still be a good idea (if it would have worked, that is) regardless of wheter the inventor was an ignorant jackass or not.
I could see why you'd take some minor offense (seriously, "the gay bomb", can you tell me with a straight face you didn't laugh as soon as you heard about it?), but sometimes you've just got to be the bigger man.

And it's just that I cringe at the idea that you become part of a certain community or group of people depending on your race and/or sexual orientation.
Like all gay people in the word gathered at one place to hold the grand Gay Bomb Meeting, where they decided wheter they should be offended or not.

I mean, so that dude didn't like it, does that mean thall all gay people should feel that way?
I think it's weird how they ask one man and let him speak for all the gays in the world, like all homosexuals think exactly alike.
#34
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Yeah, but (in my mind) the weapon would still be a good idea (if it would have worked, that is) regardless of wheter the inventor was an ignorant jackass or not.


:S I think that peace would be a better solution than developing a weapon of mass homosexuality.

And it's just that I cringe at the idea that you become part of a certain community or group of people depending on your race and/or sexual orientation.


It's community that's brought together by the past experience it has shared. The bar raids of the 50's, the Stonewall Rebellion, and eventually AIDS, bringing the Lesbian and Gay communities together for the first time... It's a community that's free of intolerance, I can tell you that anyways... It would be nice not to have specified communities, but it's a method of self protection, I suppose.

Like all gay people in the word gathered at one place to hold the grand Gay Bomb Meeting, where they decided wheter they should be offended or not.


Gay Community generally means that a large number of people within the community voiced distate for a certain situation. In this case... It probably was pretty large, as it's again going back to the whole "Choice" thing, and above all, it seems to imply that Homosexuality is nothing but sexual desire.

I mean, so that dude didn't like it, does that mean thall all gay people should feel that way?


Not neccesarily, but in a scenario that implies the same thing that has been denied time and time again, it's pretty much agreed upon the community over.
I think it's weird how they ask one man and let him speak for all the gays in the world, like all homosexuals think exactly alike.


Well no, we don't, but the majority of us probably wouldn't agree with what it was implying.


I found it pretty ****ing funny myself, and not quite as offensive until I realized the implications..... Same with what he said as well... It was both somewhat offensive, and Laughable at the same time.
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#35
haha

God this almost beats the "death Star" or bushs plans to build a real laser gun.
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#37
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they already have the photographers hired. that was the whole point of the iraq war! gay porn!


That already happened, don't you remember the prison scandal?


but after re-reading the quote, i think that was your point, correct?
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they already have the photographers hired. that was the whole point of the iraq war! gay porn!

That's sigworthy!
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