#2
Yes, but it costs $999.99 and you can only buy it from the underground gnomes.


I would like some also.
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#3
are you friggen dumb?
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#4
Don't cut it....


.....ever.
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#5
They say its been proven that gellatin doesnt work to grow hair.

But I tried it.

My hair grew fast, like it takes 3 months normally, it was back in a month.

So eat alot of jello, and cut it alittle when you get split ends.
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#7
rub butter on it and leave it in for a week. dont take a shower or it wont work
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#8
apparently if you cut off the very tip of your hair lke every week it will grow faster! and i didnt just make that up its true
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#9
dude, i had the same problem. I had really long hair... then i shaved it off. All you do... you stare at it in a mirror and coax it to grow. Tell it "motherf**er, you better fu**in grow back or i'll fu**in kill you"!
and it grows.
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#11
a magic spell? well, first you have to find the leperchaun and steal his gold. then sell it back to him for his magic shampoo and enchanted conditioner to make it grow quickly. trust me. it works. but you'd need to pay for the plane tickerts to ireland. thats where he lives.

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#12
Hey! If you find some let me know. It's at that semi-long puffy stage, making my head look wider than it is tall.
#16
i havnt cut my hair for 3 years, but i have dreadlocks so it doens tlook bad or anything, to answer you question.....punch it
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#18
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#20
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no. i'm totally serious. i'm actually going to use black magic to summon a way for my hair to grow faster.

wtf.

this reminds me of that guy who wanted to sell his soul and was asking the pit monkeys how......

you cannot sell your.....err.....umm....use black magic to grow your hair!

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#21
Rub a cat on your head and at midnight sing "Pour some sugar on me" by the moonlight 3 times.
#22
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Rub a cat on your head and at midnight sing "Pour some sugar on me" by the moonlight 3 times.

you fool! that doesnt make your hair grow, it summons lucifer!!

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#23
A hairdresser recommended Fructis shampoo and conditioner to me when I grew my hair, so I assume they must help it grow in some way. Plus she had nice, big boobs, so everything she said must have been true.
#25
I forget what its called but theres this shampoo that helps your hair grow, its kinda minty.
#27
Do an hour of barrel rolls a day.
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#28
cut about
|-------------| that much off little more little less.
This makes your hair grow fast by cutting off the tips your hair will grow faster.
#29
Quote by x/taluha
cut about
|-------------| that much off little more little less.
This makes your hair grow fast by cutting off the tips your hair will grow faster.

that is hardly a magical spell

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#31
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that is hardly a magical spell

whatevever


hocus pocus cut this muchas |-------------|

but seriously dont listen to anyone else.

im the hair queen.
#33
Hair is protein, so eat lots and lots of meat.

and work out so you don't get fat...
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#34
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cut about
|-------------| that much off little more little less.
This makes your hair grow fast by cutting off the tips your hair will grow faster.

Hair is dead. It grows from your skull. It's not a vegetable, you know.
#35
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Hair is dead. It grows from your skull. It's not a vegetable, you know.



i have 2 hairdressers in my family and i am apptracing to be one trust me this is how you get it to grow faster
#36
Quote by x/taluha
hocus pocus cut this muchas |-------------|

but seriously dont listen to anyone else.

im the hair queen.

it doesnt actually grow from your head faster, but it does make hair curl up less and gets rid of split ends. which makes it go down longer. so ya, basicly what she said is correct

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#37
It's been proven that if you put atleast 3 teaspons of you'r own sperm on you'r head (not hair) it will make you'r hair grow faster by over 1/2 the time. But hey, its a scientific fact.

If you'r willing to try it, Tell me how it's going ^_^