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#1
When you're shaving, does anyone else leave a little Hitler moustache to see what they look like with it, and then shave it off a minute later?
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#2
No.
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#4
i like how the first person that posted and said no was from israel
Lunatics on pogo sticks
Another southern fried freak on a crucifix
Hicks don't mix with politics
People on the street just kickin' to the licks
#5
That would be retarded.....................................................................jk
All shall feel my wrath :stickpoke
#8
Nah you should keep it for a day and see what kind of reactions you get, run around a city hailing cabs too while you're at it.
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any day I can help a fellow UG'er with buttcrack issues is a good day to me. Which means today is excellent.

Quote by -February-Star-
That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#9
When you'er hailing cabs hold your arm out straight at a 50 degree angle
All shall feel my wrath :stickpoke
#10
Yes exactly.
Quote by farcry
any day I can help a fellow UG'er with buttcrack issues is a good day to me. Which means today is excellent.

Quote by -February-Star-
That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#12
hahaha every time
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yea, but perhaps this was meant to be...
there could be a handful of stoners somewhere in Jersey that are on the verge of creating a new metal...a new thrash metal...

...or were all screwed =]

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#14
Yes. Yes I do.
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#15
Quote by BassistGal
No.


Lmao.

I would be freaked out if you answered in the positive.


And No, I don't.
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There's nothing illogical about slavery.
#17
Quote by Constantine
Lmao.

I would be freaked out if you answered in the positive.


And No, I don't.


Why would you be freaked out?
Quote by farcry
any day I can help a fellow UG'er with buttcrack issues is a good day to me. Which means today is excellent.

Quote by -February-Star-
That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#19
Quote by mr.cheese..
Why would you be freaked out?

because shes a girl?
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+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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#21
Er.... check your facts
Quote by farcry
any day I can help a fellow UG'er with buttcrack issues is a good day to me. Which means today is excellent.

Quote by -February-Star-
That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#22
Quote by leftybassdude
because shes a girl?


BassistGal is a guy. Confused? I, sure as hell, am!
#23
BassistGal is a guy
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#24
It never ends.
Quote by farcry
any day I can help a fellow UG'er with buttcrack issues is a good day to me. Which means today is excellent.

Quote by -February-Star-
That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#26
ive been thinking about growing a hitler mustache.

why? simply to piss people off. im not a nazi but i would love offend people. cause i simply dont care.
#28
Quote by Portuguese_boy
I still can't grow a full one, but when I will, I'm sure i'll try to do it to see how I look.

Same here...
Quote by farcry
any day I can help a fellow UG'er with buttcrack issues is a good day to me. Which means today is excellent.

Quote by -February-Star-
That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#31
Quote by JamieB
BassistGal is a guy


Jesus Christ I'm confused.


Isn't the Y chromosome.... Nevermind. >_<

****, what a confusing name for a man. I might as well have just named myself "SALLY THE FEMALE BASS PLAYER", and it would have the same effect.
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There's nothing illogical about slavery.
#32
No, but I think I'll try that tomorrow.

^ By the way, the Y chromosome is what guys have. The last two chromosomes we have in a set are X and Y, while girls have X and X.
Last edited by Holy Katana at Jun 23, 2007,
#34
I'm in the process of growing a Frank Zappa beard/stache' combo at the moment, thank you very much.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#35
i have a shaving question also. when i shave my pubes i get bumps. when will i stop gettin bumps everytime i shave/
#36
Quote by codynw42
i have a shaving question also. when i shave my pubes i get bumps. when will i stop gettin bumps everytime i shave/



when you stop touching yourself.......
#37
Quote by codynw42
i have a shaving question also. when i shave my pubes i get bumps. when will i stop gettin bumps everytime i shave/

when they find a cure for herpies
Quote by nexteyenate
+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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#39
Quote by codynw42
i have a shaving question also. when i shave my pubes i get bumps. when will i stop gettin bumps everytime i shave/


When you use a new razor every time, and use the right shaving cream.


Or, when you stop shaving your pubes, making yourself look like a 5 year old below the belt. >_>
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There's nothing illogical about slavery.
#40
Quote by Duval67
When you accept the fact that you are a hairy monster!



bam!

embrace your primal heritage! you hairy beast you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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