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#2
what the **** is an aquawad?
you cant spell manslaughter without laughter


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#3
I got one from a girl that was sleeping at the time (We were at a big concert of the Israelli philharmonic).

No one can top that!
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#5
I gave my brother a hand job. It was weird at first. It was weirder after.
#7
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what the **** is an aquawad?

its where its not right or doesnt feel good
like when shes drunk
#9
from my guy cousin.

long, painful story.


I still think its funny that they have computers in israel.
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#10
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I got one from a girl that was sleeping at the time (We were at a big concert of the Israelli philharmonic).

No one can top that!
hahaha she was "sleeping" and gave you a hand-job.

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#11
Aquawad.

Sounds like a superhero if you hyphen it. Aqua-Wad.
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#13
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its where its not right or doesnt feel good
like when shes drunk

oh right. well no. ive only ever had handjobs off of my gf. they feel good mostly...until she pulls it too far down
you cant spell manslaughter without laughter


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#14
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Aquawad.

Sounds like a superhero if you hyphen it. Aqua-Wad.



#17
Quote by hippieboy444

I still think its funny that they have computers in israel.


Why is that?
We got technology in the starndard levels of the western world (Well, not in cellphones, but in the other areas we do).
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But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


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#18
Quote by hippieboy444
from my guy cousin.

long, painful story.

.

that sucks
my girl cousin gave me one cause we were drunk and there were lots of fireworks
#19
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#20
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I gave my brother a hand job. It was weird at first. It was weirder after.


I'm so tempted to sig that
#21
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that sucks
my girl cousin gave me one cause we were drunk and there were lots of fireworks

THAT'S SO WRO... wait sorry, there were fireworks? That's alright then.
#23
threadstarter got pwned on the fact he cannot spell awkward

lol
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#25
if you mean "awkward" i got one, - she obviously didnt know how handjobs, or infact the male anatomy, works... Well, you know there should be a side-to-side kinda motion... she somehow thought it worked by keeping your hand in one place, and squeezing and releasing.
what made it more awkward was that i didnt know what to do so just made pleasurable sounds...
#26
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I'm so tempted to sig that


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#27
Quote by aquwardhandjob
that sucks
my girl cousin gave me one cause we were drunk and there were lots of fireworks


o.O
3rd degree burns?

Also why did you decide to fuse the words aqua and awkward?
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#28
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I gave my brother a hand job. It was weird at first. It was weirder after.


sigged
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o.O
3rd degree burns?

Also why did you decide to fuse the words aqua and awkward?


i guess i spell diffrent in minnesota ****ty teachers
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I'm so tempted to sig that



I am!

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#35
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i guess i spell diffrent in minnesota ****ty teachers

*YOU* spell differently everywhere, and by "differently" i mean "incorrectly".
#36
if you mean "awkward" - i got one. Well, it appears she was uneducated as to how a handjob works. so instead of a side-to-sidey kind of motion, she put her hand round my ****, and squeezed and released. :|
worse still, i had no idea what to do, and couldnt tell her so i just made pleasurable sounds...
#37
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if you mean "awkward" - i got one. Well, it appears she was uneducated as to how a handjob works. so instead of a side-to-sidey kind of motion, she put her hand round my ****, and squeezed and released. :|
worse still, i had no idea what to do, and couldnt tell her so i just made pleasurable sounds...


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I'm so tempted to sig that


I say just get it over with and sig.

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