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#1
Here's the deal. My Dad had this HORRIBLE wife for a long time. Nobody liked her, she was with him for money and was the biggest b**** I've ever met. She wouldn't let my Dad buy stuff for my brother and I, but her and her son were the #1 priority for way too long. They finally got divorced because he realized how disgusting she was. Now shes gone, has some new rich boyfriend (suprise), and shops at Abercrombie even though she's like 40. She's still a total and complete b**** to my Dad.

I want to get back at her so bad. I just want to do the worst I can without getting in too much trouble, just a little revenge for everything she's done. Now that she has her own place and everything I'm not sure what I can do, especially since both her and my dad live about 3 or 4 hours away. I need to be able to do it from a distance.

Any awesome ideas? Thanks in advance I want it to be amazing.
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#2
I don't know... I always liked fire
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#3
Be mature and let it go? They're divorced now. Move on.
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#4
Yes... fire is good. Leave a burning bag of poop on her doorstep.
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#5
Give her kids a Marshall MG. That'll show 'em.


Maybe something like pranking her with a Dr. Phil soundboard (in light of a fellow UG'er )?
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#6
call the cops and tell them she raped you
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#9
Maybe if i kept sending some of those free boxes to her house?
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Hey. Guess what. I'm hittin' omgnowai. Yep. That's right. Seriously. Ask her. She'll say "Yes, astepabove is hittin' me".

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#10
Why have revenge when you can easily take pics of yourself and post them on the internet?

You have to use your head, man.
#12
huh?

edit: to metal claw
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#13
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Maybe if i kept sending some of those free boxes to her house?


Put this idea in the Free Boxes thread; Then everyone can get in on the fun.
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#15
if you got a lady and you want her gone, but you ain't got the guts, she keeps nagging at you night and day enough to drive you nuts. pick up the phone, im here alone; call me anytime...
#16
Send Her $4,000 worth of pizza, and if you can get her credit card order tonnes of sick porn.
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#20
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I don't know... I always liked fire


+1

Be mature and let it go? They're divorced now. Move on.


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#21
Theres a new thread for it. entitled prank, includes her address.
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Hey. Guess what. I'm hittin' omgnowai. Yep. That's right. Seriously. Ask her. She'll say "Yes, astepabove is hittin' me".

yeah...he is. hehe
#23
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Cockblock her.



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#26
^ i am a female.
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Hey. Guess what. I'm hittin' omgnowai. Yep. That's right. Seriously. Ask her. She'll say "Yes, astepabove is hittin' me".

yeah...he is. hehe
#27
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^ i am a female.


Wow.

I think I knew that, before I even knew it???!
#28
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^ i am a female.



Really!!!!
You wont need the lube then.

and get a video of yourself while you are at it. Actually dont cos I am willing to bet you are under age, but do get the video of her please.
#29
Best to let it go, honestly. But, if all else fails, you could just kill her.
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#30
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Be mature and let it go? They're divorced now. Move on.

NO! That's not living.

Just make sure it isn't something over the line.
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#31
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Best to let it go, honestly. But, if all else fails, you could just kill her.



Actually that sounds like a good Idea.


TS you said your dad has money ya???? $5000 and I will do it.
#32
i dont really think boxes are over the line. she can just throw them out, its the initial reaction plus the repeated sending of boxes.

not over the line right?
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Hey. Guess what. I'm hittin' omgnowai. Yep. That's right. Seriously. Ask her. She'll say "Yes, astepabove is hittin' me".

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#33
HAHA, not at all man. Go for it.
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#35
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i dont really think boxes are over the line. she can just throw them out, its the initial reaction plus the repeated sending of boxes.

not over the line right?


What if I was the provider of boxes and I notice that people from all over the world are sending this one particular address boxes?
#36
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just put her adress in a new post labeled *PRANK* and have people have 500 boxes sent to her


+1
#37
yo, boxes is already done, go to her house
right before her boyfriend is coming in make it look
like she just f***ed u, start zipping up ur pants,
put some lipstick or something right above the
top of ur pants so it looks like she just blew u,
u know stuff like that
#38
yo, boxes is already done, go to her house
right before her boyfriend is coming in make it look
like she just f***ed u, start zipping up ur pants,
put some lipstick or something right above the
top of ur pants so it looks like she just blew u,
u know stuff like that
#40
...its not there anymore...
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Hey. Guess what. I'm hittin' omgnowai. Yep. That's right. Seriously. Ask her. She'll say "Yes, astepabove is hittin' me".

yeah...he is. hehe
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