#1
when you die how do you want people to dispose of your remains.

personally i came up with the idea of putting the corpse on the parasailing boat thing, and when they get really high up in the air, cut the cord.
its called "parasailing into heaven".
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#3
I want to have a big party and have the caterers prepare me as the main course, but not let anyone there know. Then I will live on in the form of my families feces.

[edit] Oh yeah ^ they'd cook my guitar too.
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#4
Buried.

Small tombstone, nothing special.
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#5
I want my ashes blown from a cannon with Sir Alan Sugar going "Your Fired!"...
#6
I want to be burned to ashes, then tied to a weather balloon.

Or being prepared as a meal is cool, too. ^^
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#7
me and my friend decided we are going to be cremated with our entire guitar collection, then our ashes are going to be flown over the water surrounding the bermuda triangle and dumped into the ocean........ go out guns ablazin bitch
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#8
i wanna be cremated, so theres no chance of me waking up in a coffin.

and i dont like the idea of being eaten by bugs

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#10
got a fear of being buried alive, so probably cremated.
#11
Quote by yeakley123
personally i came up with the idea of putting the corpse on the parasailing boat thing, and when they get really high up in the air, cut the cord.
its called "parasailing into heaven".

but then there'd be bodies strewn all about (assuming they drift over land of course)
that would be pretty gross!!

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#12
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got a fear of being buried alive, so probably cremated.

but you would be dead, hence the phrase "when you die"
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#13
Having my body sent off on a raft from Norwegian Shores, aflame, with some Manowar blasting across the land.

\m/ Rarrrr!!!!

Although knowing my luck... my charred body would end up getting washed up and eaten by Inuits...
#14
Quote by yeakley123
when you die how do you want people to dispose of your remains.

personally i came up with the idea of putting the corpse on the parasailing boat thing, and when they get really high up in the air, cut the cord.
its called "parasailing into heaven".

haha, then your corpse would just land on someone's house hundreds of miles away.

as for me, I'd have a fake funeral before I really die. I'd send out invitations telling everyone I was dead and right as they'd be lowering me into the ground, I'd jump out of the coffin and yell: "Gotcha bitches!!!" but then, when I really die, no-one would believe I was actually dead and they wouldn't come.
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#16
I would like to be cremated then turned into a diamon from the carbon in me. Then somehow be incorparated into a pricless diamond studded guitar.


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#17
well, since i will probably die on stage from being blown to pieces from the ampular explosion due to my energetic playing, i want the audience to "have" me...they'll get what they payed for
#18
well, since i will probably die on stage from being blown to pieces from the ampular explosion due to my energetic playing, i want the audience to "have" me...they'll get what they payed for
#19
my friend already has his funeral planned in his mind...

first, we're all going to watch Home Alone on a boat... with 2 elephants. then once we have finished watching that (and i think he had another film planned that i can't remember), the boats will set sail. he will then be cremated in the middle of the atlantic to the tune of phil collins, abba and bryan adams. then me and someone else will get on the two elephants and fight to the death.

i look forward to it
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#20
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me and my friend decided we are going to be cremated with our entire guitar collection, then our ashes are going to be flown over the water surrounding the bermuda triangle and dumped into the ocean........ go out guns ablazin bitch


Dude then the plane would crash when it got there so you'd even get to take someone with you. You win.
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#21
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but you would be dead, hence the phrase "when you die"



an excellent point, but unfortunately its an irrational fear- a phobia.
#23
I want to have a regular burial, but I want my gravestone to be a mold of my butt. I want it to say "So the world can kiss Zack's ass." Then everyone at the funeral would HAVE to kiss my grave.
#24
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