The "If my semen tasted like _______ guess what I'd have for lunch more often" Thread

#1
Alright, its simple, name what you wish your semen would taste like, so you can, in theory, have unlimited supply of it, thus, you'd never have to worry about starving, or cooking, just a quick 10 seconds, and viola, you have the perfect lunch.

It would kick ass if my semen tasted like a BLT with Fries. Have you any idea how much I'd jerk it.

It would also be cool if it tasted like chocolate or something simply for the ladies.
anybody wanna put anything here just let me know
#3
Quote by captainjackass
you ripped off ron white.



I'm sorry, I don't know who that is, but I am sorry. Just kill me with your delicious semen.


seriously, who is that.
anybody wanna put anything here just let me know
#4
Id eat it anyway
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#6
Quote by societies_worm
I'm sorry, I don't know who that is, but I am sorry. Just kill me with your delicious semen.


seriously, who is that.



A lousy comedian.
666 BRO
#8
Quote by smirnoff_black
Have you ever done this before? It's freakin' sweet! Earlier today, I was bored as hell just laying on my bed. I had an erection, so I started to use my penis as a gear stick and I was pretending I was driving. Has anyone else here ever tired this?
#10
Quote by societies_worm
It would kick ass if my semen tasted like a BLT with Fries.

It does. Try it.

PS this thread is probably the worst I've ever seen in the pit. I hope it closes for the good of this forum.
I'm even going to report it hahah.

*reported*
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#12
Alright, its simple, name what you wish your semen would taste like, so you can, in theory, have unlimited supply of it, thus, you'd never have to worry about starving, or cooking, just a quick 10 seconds, and viola, you have the perfect lunch.

It would kick ass if my semen tasted like a BLT with Fries. Have you any idea how much I'd jerk it.

It would also be cool if it tasted like chocolate or something simply for the ladies.

Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#15
Quote by Ancient Jello
You can change the flavor of it according to this product:

Semenex (Not pron)

celery flavor?
WHAT THE HELL!?!?

If my semen tasted like celery guess what I'd NOT have for lunch more often
I'll lay waiting, just waiting for my time to come
#16
Fruit loops.
Or maybe Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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#18
Safeway stopped carrying Oreo O's AND Waffle Crisp. I mean, what the hell. now I have to live off Easy Mac and rice.
#20
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#22
No.
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