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#1
guys i ordered my free boxes from usps and the called my house i dont know what to do i just dont want to go to jail somebody please help me they were asking for my dad what do i do
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#3
Kill the USPS guy when he comes over.
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#4
Starting another boxes thread: Thirty days in the FOTB.

Having the good sense to delete your own thread before it gets closed: PRICELESS.
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Starting another boxes thread: Thirty days in the FOTB.

Having the good sense to delete your own thread before it gets closed: PRICELESS.



But seriously, what's a "Boxes Thread"? I've been unactive lately.
#7
I told you guys.

You're violating federal law for using your boxes for non business purposes.

EDIT: And everyone knows nothing is ever free.
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But seriously, what's a "Boxes Thread"? I've been unactive lately.


some guy figured out that you can get free boxes delivered too totally, and absolutely free from usps. I just got mine yesterday. To lazy to do anything with them now, maybe this weekend.
#9
I see. How are we supposed to help you if we don't have any idea what the problem is?
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some guy figured out that you can get free boxes delivered too totally, and absolutely free from usps. I just got mine yesterday. To lazy to do anything with them now, maybe this weekend.

I see...

Wow, we are NEVER going to hear the end of this...
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I see...

Wow, we are NEVER going to hear the end of this...


Meh, I think the novelty has died down.

As long as you didn't order 500 boxes, USPS won't suspect anything and you'll be safe. Those that went overboard are probably getting calls from them though.

I think I'm going to make a box pyramid and jump off my friends roof onto them.
#16
make a huge labyrinth so they won't find you
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Meh, I think the novelty has died down.

As long as you didn't order 500 boxes, USPS won't suspect anything and you'll be safe. Those that went overboard are probably getting calls from them though.

I think I'm going to make a box pyramid and jump off my friends roof onto them.



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#19
they probably just wont deliver them, at worst you would have to pay for them.
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#20
haha, my bassist and i ordered 8 packs of 25 each, and we are going to fill my drummers garage with boxes while he's in Hawaii. He'll be so pissed... I hope we don't get in trouble.
Anyways, to help your problem, just tell the UPS guy you are selling a bunch of stuff on ebay and need the boxes. They won't care enough to investigate whether or not you sell a bunch of stuff.
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#21
they called and wanted to talk to my dad though im really scared about to go crazy anybody have any advice on what to do
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#22
tell them your dad is in the hospital with luekemia and you need the boxes to sell cookies to raise enough money for the chemo.
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#23
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tell them your dad is in the hospital with luekemia and you need the boxes to sell cookies to raise enough money for the chemo.


omg! ingenious, it might work
#24
They probably noticed the flood of people from UG buying boxes, so they're probably going to ask you what you need them for or if you actually need them. I would have a pretty good excuse prepared for that one.
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#25
Haha got to jail for free boxes. You'll probobly face the dreaded $4 box fraud charge, AHHHHHHHH!!!
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#28
so what do you guys think will happen
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marshall mode four cab
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vox wah wah
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#29
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Do the old Solid Snake and sneak past them...


+1 or if they ask, say you ordered them for storage reasons cuz u got too much **** at ur house
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#31
Just tell you're having a garage cleanout and gonna sell stuff at your front yard for charity, and figured you could use some boxes.

Charity always works.
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#33
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so what do you guys think will happen

Why didn't you just do this:
USPS: Can I speak to your father?
You: Yea one second
You speaking in a slightly different voice: Hello?
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#34
i ordered the absolute max amount of every type of box/envelope to my friends house and usps delivered them w/o a call.
#38
just make up something like.....
Tell them the yard gnomes are about to launch a massive assult on your house and you need the boxes to make a fort to protect your kingdom.
But seriously I agree with everyone else, The most they can make you do is pay for em.
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