#1
I dont need gas and am not hungry but I do think I would like to become lodged. Yes I know , I would like to be in a state of being lodged for sure.

Who makes up these signs? Why doesnt it say motel? Ben Franklin and King George seeked lodging for the night.

In Illinois theres two types of liscences for motorcycles type 1 for a big motorcycle and type 2 for a small one. Do they say that no, they sya "Motorcycle" for a big one and ,...get this,...."Motor-Driven-Cycle for the small one.

Yes,let it be know throughout the land that henceforth a moped shall be deemed a motor-driven-cycle should ye seek lodgng on thine motor driven cycle .
#2
What? bad jokes? why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?


I win
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#4
wth im confused
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#7
Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?

What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?

I win.
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#8
well... wow C.C.'s avatar... what were we talking about again?
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#9
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Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?

What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?

I win.

why are they called asteroids when theyre outside the hemisphere and hemorhoids when theyre on your ass?

sorry, I win.
#11
Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?

"Hot" is just slang.

What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?


We'd need the information on both. Weight, density, speed.

Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?


If the homeless man doesn't have an estate to his name then no, he'll be in jail.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?


read the back.

If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?


testicles.
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#12
lmao OWNED by joe fish
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#13
theres no such thing as an unmovable object. There are however forces that are utterly irresistable. I have found this to be true no matter how old I get.