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#1
Come my red dwarf fans post all your fave quotes... for me its
CAT: Yea im so excited all six of my nipples are tingling
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him
(")_(") on his way to world domination.

AUSTRALIA FTW!

Matt Bellamy > Shred

A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers have moved on to rap music. I am an 8%er
#3
im fine, my suits fine,
see this these are mine, thats also mine .
cat FTW
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no.


women are sketchy...
#4
"See this hand? It is mine. See these things? They are mine"

sorry, I'm obsessed with Red Dwarf..
#5
lawl fair enough
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no.


women are sketchy...
#6
Quote by MakinLattes
"See this hand? It is mine. See these things? They are mine"

sorry, I'm obsessed with Red Dwarf..


not the only one.. oh my other fav is
Lister: "im gonna hav a sheep and a cow, and breed horses"
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him
(")_(") on his way to world domination.

AUSTRALIA FTW!

Matt Bellamy > Shred

A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers have moved on to rap music. I am an 8%er
#8
no with horses an horses
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him
(")_(") on his way to world domination.

AUSTRALIA FTW!

Matt Bellamy > Shred

A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers have moved on to rap music. I am an 8%er
#11
yea the prices the are unbelieveable
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him
(")_(") on his way to world domination.

AUSTRALIA FTW!

Matt Bellamy > Shred

A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers have moved on to rap music. I am an 8%er
#12
That's because it had a volcanic explosion and most of it is 3ft under water
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How many mods does it take ban half of the pit?
one, Carmel.



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#13
I love Red Dwarf

"I suggest we go to red alert"

"are you sure sir that doesmean changing the bulb"

or the immortal

"you are a SMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"a smeeee heeee?"

"a complete and total one"
#15
"in a past incarnation, I was Alexander the Great's chief eunuch"

that was probally my favourite episode
#16
"Smoke me a kipper ill be back for breakfast!" or thats how I remember it to be I reckon the one of the best ep's is when Rimmer lands on a planet and clones himself over and over then declares himself ruler only to be betrayed one of his clones who then gets betrayed by another clone that then gets betrayed..well you get the point
I loved that show

*fix'd thanks for pointing that out
Last edited by Blue? at Jun 27, 2007,
#18
"Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. "

"Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is 'What are we gonna call ourselves?' Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS'."

"You don't think there's anything amiss? I'm sitting here wearing a red and white checked gingham dress and army boots and you think that's un-amiss?"

" Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh. "

" Please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit. Four super brushes that will clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Yes, I am over eighteen, though my IQ isn't. "

"Let's at least ask someone who's at least going to give us a slightly more intelligent opinion. Hello, wall! What do you think? "

Rimmer: "Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?"
Kryten: "Ah, no, sir. I've just been jabbing it too hard."
God knows I don't want to be an angel

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#19
Kryten: 'im sorry sir, but the spacecore directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation, the hologramatic shipmate must lay down thier life in order that the living crew members might survive'

Rimmer: 'yes, but rimmer directive 271 states just as clearly- no chance you metal bastard'


...or something like that, I cant find the episode to quote it properly but its still great


oh and:

'SMUG mode'
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Elvis Presley aint got no soul, Chuck Berry is rock and roll.

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#21
what's red dwarf
Quote by AlecMag
I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


Quote by LadyHellRaiser
Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


Quote by rmr024
no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#22
The greatest sitcom ever made.
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Elvis Presley aint got no soul, Chuck Berry is rock and roll.

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#23
never seen it
Quote by AlecMag
I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


Quote by LadyHellRaiser
Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


Quote by rmr024
no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#24
Quote by benjy118
That's because it had a volcanic explosion and most of it is 3ft under water

WRONG volcanic ERUPTION and NOW most of fiji is 3ft below sea level


anyway next line
lister: you can get a drainage grant these days
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him
(")_(") on his way to world domination.

AUSTRALIA FTW!

Matt Bellamy > Shred

A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers have moved on to rap music. I am an 8%er
#26
I have all the seasons on DVD, It's soooooo good


(Holy crap i haven't seen Rex the Runt in years!!!!)
"Remember, nothing says 'good job' like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind"

Gear:

Fender Highway 1 American Strat
Ibanez GAX70
Ibanez Acoustic
Roland Cube 30
Boss GT-8
#27
CAT: So, what is it?
KRYTEN: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A _white_ hole?
KRYTEN: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole
sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
LISTER: So, that thing's spewing time back into the universe? (He dons
his fur-lined hat.)
KRYTEN: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time
phenomena on board.

CAT: So, what is it?
KRYTEN: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A _white_ hole?
KRYTEN: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole
sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
LISTER: (Minus the hat.) So, that thing's spewing time back into the
universe? (He dons his fur-lined hat, again.)
KRYTEN: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time
phenomena on board.
LISTER: What time phenomena?
KRYTEN: Like just then, when time repeated itself.

CAT: So, what is it?....

That or the Norweb joke Holly pulled on Lister.
#28
Classic show. Do you ever remember the Rimmer experience?
WHY DID I BECOME A HOBO!?

Currently playing - Bioshock (360) Forza 2 (360) Mario Kart (Wii) and some CoD4 (360)
#29
"He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer he's more reliable than a garden strimmer"

Yeeaaaaaaah
"Remember, nothing says 'good job' like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind"

Gear:

Fender Highway 1 American Strat
Ibanez GAX70
Ibanez Acoustic
Roland Cube 30
Boss GT-8
#30
"Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit. I'm alive! "

or

"holly told us his IQ was 6000!" -lister
"it has a 6 in it, but its not 6000." -queeg
"then what is it?" -lister
"6" -queeg
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This fine fellow speaks the truth.


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dude sonic music??? you're my hero!

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Love you


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#31
Given that god is infinite, and the universe is infinite, would you like a piece of tast?
i don't give a **** about combat18
#32
"You don't think there's anything amiss? I'm sitting here wearing a red and white checked gingham dress and army boots and you think that's un-amiss?"

#33
Quote by spikey20001
"He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer he's more reliable than a garden strimmer"

Yeeaaaaaaah


Classic.

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"
WHY DID I BECOME A HOBO!?

Currently playing - Bioshock (360) Forza 2 (360) Mario Kart (Wii) and some CoD4 (360)
#34
Rimmer: "I used to be in the Samaritans."
Lister: "I know. For one morning."
Rimmer: "I couldn't take any more."
Lister: "I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!"


Rimmer: "Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?"
Kryten: "Ah, no, sir. I've just been jabbing it too hard."

"Remember, nothing says 'good job' like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind"

Gear:

Fender Highway 1 American Strat
Ibanez GAX70
Ibanez Acoustic
Roland Cube 30
Boss GT-8
#35
Fish!

Todays Fish is Trout A'la Creme

Fish!

Todays Fish is Trout A'la Creme

Fish!

You get the drift
#37
I love that white hole episode
I just watched through it again and realised my previous quote was from there too.

Talkie the toaster: ’how about a muffin?'

Lister: 'or muffins! we don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels. No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns. And DEFINATELY NO SMEGGING FLAPJACKS!'

Talkie the toaster: 'ahhh, so you're a waffle man?!'

Edit: \/ Vince ftw
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Elvis Presley aint got no soul, Chuck Berry is rock and roll.

日本語をシグに入れるのは馬鹿やキザ野郎のする事だぜ。
Last edited by Blackbullet at Jun 27, 2007,
#38
+1 for Rex the Runt
"Remember, nothing says 'good job' like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind"

Gear:

Fender Highway 1 American Strat
Ibanez GAX70
Ibanez Acoustic
Roland Cube 30
Boss GT-8
#39
Human Kryten - My optical system doesn't appear to have a zoom function...

Lister - No human eyes don't have a zoom...

Human Kryten - Well then how do you bring a small object into sharp focus?

Lister - You just move your head closer to the object
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.
#40
and do you know why u can't hear anything? because there are no sounds to hear!

or something along those lines
red dwarf ftw, i hope they make the movie and without ruining it like they did with hitchhikers
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