#1
Ok so i go into the kitchen to get some food when i see a coconut on the side... I ask my mum where it came from n she said my lil cousin won it at a fair. So i decide to have it not realisin the difficulty it holds in getting into it... My mum hacked at it with the sharpest knife we have, she actually looked like she'd done this before scatrily enough, surely there must be an easier way to getting into a coconut... Any suggestions?
#2
hit it with an ice skate
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#3
A screwdriver or chisel and a hammer. punch a whole in it. drain the milk for if someone in your family like coconut milk, then use the screwdriver as a leaver to open it up completely


EDIT: there will already be 3 brown dots on the coconut. make the hole in one of those holes. apparently its easier
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#5
Give it the BIG HEAD BUTT

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#8
You drill it's face, the holes basically or hit it dead centre of the holes.

It just falls apart, catch the milk though! It's de-lish!
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#9
I think coconuts have weak points somewhere....you can somehow puncture a hole in there...drink the milk and then open it and eat the rest of it

edit: lol http://www.howtoopenacoconut.com/
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#10
Bash it against a wall/sharp thing until it breaks. Thats how I eat my coconut.
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#11
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use a handdrill


+1, It's not that nice though.

I did it with a pen once though.
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#13
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I crack coconuts between my manly pirate pecs.



Quiet you!

Your not a REAL man if you can't crack a coconut between your buttocks!
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#14
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Quiet you!

Your not a REAL man if you can't crack a coconut between your buttocks!


But I'm manly enough to rip the complete Oxford dictionary in half with my bare eyelids.
#15
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I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


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Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#16
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But I'm manly enough to rip the complete Oxford dictionary in half with my bare eyelids.



Pish tosh, you can't make your eyelids fart. Farting is a virtue of manliness and if you cannot do it with your eyes then frankly tearing the Oxford dictionary in half...well...it isn't enough.

Enough Jono! We are ruining this poor coconut n00b's thread!
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#17
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Pish tosh, you can't make your eyelids fart. Farting is a virtue of manliness and if you cannot do it with your eyes then frankly tearing the Oxford dictionary in half...well...it isn't enough.

Enough Jono! We are ruining this poor coconut n00b's thread!



Baldercrap! I can fart with my eyes!
#18
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Baldercrap! I can fart with my eyes!



Then we shall duel!

After I've eaten.
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#19
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Then we shall duel!

After I've eaten.



I shall meet you, sir, at the hustings at noon! After I've fired some more coconuts at kids out of my armpit. Had to get back on topic lest I invoke the wrath of the thread-starter, twisted thread-starter.
#20
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More coconuts kill people each year than sharks.


More people are killed by believing statistics things like this each year than coconuts.