#1
My dog is on her... cycle. It's really disgusting. Wherever she lays, there's a little spot of blood from her... you know. She was sleeping in my bed (don't know who the hell put her in my room, it's about a thousand degrees there, without the body heat of another organism) and she was laying in front of me, hogging the damn fan!

So I fall back asleep, with her behind me now. I wake up later. And to my suprise, there is a blood spot on my shirt. I'm going to burn the shirt. And then I will burn those ashes.

Is it normal for a bitch to bleed like that? None of my friends have bitches. SO I don't know much about bitches.
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At least my dog doesn't try to hump my leg every 5 minutes. What breed is it becasue my bitch never bled very long. It is normal.
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Yeah, it's normal, I had a dog (still do, but she's "fixed" now) and I was constantly haveing to ****ing mop up where ever she went, it pissed me off to no end, but it's just something that needs to be tolerated. It's not like she's doing it on purpose.
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Sounds like you bought a leaky dog. If its under warranty still, get a replacement.
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i hate when a bitch bleeds on me

women what are u gonna do with them?
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Why haven't you spayed her yet? My female used to do that til we got her fixed.
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Get her some tampons.
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#15
its completely normal.

i used to make my dog wear panties with always thingies when she was indoors
#19
I don't know why people have female dogs, when males are equally adorable and have no menstuation
#20
Um, we don't have the funds right now to get her spayed and whatever.

...She hasn't even had her shots and whatnot.

I just thought that UG should know about my dog's vaginal blood on my shirts, and blankets.

Oh, and WTF, my walls have blood on them too! How the f*** did that happen? That's just f-ing disgusting.

I'll sell my Marshall MG to raise money top get her fixed. Kill two birds with one stone.
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+1 To the doggy diaper idea.

And it looks funny!

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get your dog fixed.

problem solved.


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Is it normal for a bitch to bleed like that? None of my friends have bitches. SO I don't know much about bitches.


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Dude. Bb IS C#.
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#27
You should get her spayed, if you don't plan on breeding her. But, my friend breeds dogs, so when her bitches are on they're on their cycle she puts these special diaper-like things on them, specifically for this reason. I'm not sure where to get them, but you might be able to get them at Petsmart or PetCo.


Edit. Sorry, I didn't read that about you not having the money to get her spayed. But, you definitely should when you get the chance. But, I do recommend the doggy diapers. Otherwise, like someone said, panties with a pad in them might work, as long as you cut a whole in them for her tail and change the pad often so she doesn't get an infection or something.

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#28
ive nvr heard of that, my cats dont do that...
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ive nvr heard of that, my cats dont do that...

animals have periods. if they can have kittens or puppies, it has a period.


but that never crossed my mind......til now..........

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#30
lol one time my friends dog had it's period and she didnt know and she picked her up, and she got blood all over her arm... it was the funniest thing i've ever seen possibly??
#32
my dog does that all the time too my little cousin thought it was strawberry nesquik and licked it up... needless to say - i puked everywhere and my dog ate it
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get it spade dude


I think what he's tryin to say is...

get a Spade and 'fix' her yourself!
#34
Get her fixed. That will stop it. Unless you want her to be able to have puppies.
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Dude. Bb IS C#.


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I think what he's tryin to say is...

get a Spade and 'fix' her yourself!





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#38
If you can't afford to have your dog spayed/neutered and given shots, YOU HAVE NO ****ING BUSINESS WITH AN ANIMAL! Talk about selfish and irresponsible.
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Give it a tampon.
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