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#1
ever got verbally abused, or complimented by a psycho in the streets?

theres a park in liverpool, full of middle aged men. I once got asked to be in a porno movie, when I was sitting on a wall with two friends. Another time, a couple of guys commented on me, then realised I was a guy. that was pretty funny

another guy said, "do you have a perm?"

I have straight, shoulder length hair.
I was like, "no..."
he replied with "get one then, you ****ing dickhead"

soo
whats the wierdest thing a stranger's said to you?
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#2
One time, some guy in a nightclub started telling me that God loved everyone. And me.
I left PDQ.
#3
hi
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hi


did you call the cops?
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#5
A drunk guy once whispered :
'I'm about to slit your throat'


man did I ran


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#6
A lot of bums have asked me to play my guitar for them, or have wanted to go to one or our shows.
#7
rabid guitarist isn't a chick?


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#8
A drunk guy on the the bus asked me if i remembered the 60's. I told him i was 17 then he told me that everyone remembers the 60's.

I thought about it, and frankly, I couldn't fault his logic.
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#9
one dude started talking about jesus....and how he's coming back and stuff
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#10
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did you call the cops?


yeah but he was gone by the time they got here


oh and one time somebody said thx to me after i held the door open for them

he was a scouser (jk )
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#11
I always get into really deep conversations with strangers about the meaning of life, and other such topics.
#12
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one dude started talking about jesus....and how he's coming back and stuff

He did, but he changed his name to Bob Ross, and spent his life painting and being kind to animals.
#13
Some random: Are you single?
Me: Yes
Some random: Can I have your number?
Me: ... No.
#14
y does rabid gutists thingy say suicide GIRL?
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#15
Some guy walked between me and my friend and said Hoo-rah!

It was pretty strange.
#16
"What're ya readin' there sonny?"
"I don't talk to strangers."
"I work here."
*man walks away*
Tiger style.
#17
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Some guy walked between me and my friend and said Hoo-rah!

It was pretty strange.


the cold dark backstreets of new york huh?
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Can I be your adopted parent? I'd love you like a real son.


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#18
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I always get into really deep conversations with strangers about the meaning of life, and other such topics.

i think in this case your the weird stranger
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#19
One guy bumped into me once, hugging me and saying "that's one sexy dude". I took that as a compliment.
#20
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y does rabid gutists thingy say suicide GIRL?


because I want your babies.
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#22
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because I want your babies.

You can't have babies. You haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus gonna gestate? In a box?
#23
but i thought u were a chik?
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Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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#24
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but i thought u were a chik?


well, im not.

whats your point?

have you like... wanked over my pictures or summat?
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#25
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You can't have babies. You haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus gonna gestate? In a box?

haha monty python
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Drink your own semen. It really helps.

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I download my music and i traffic drugs

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#26
I got off a bus once and this young foreign guy started asking if I was gay and telling me I was beautiful.

That was odd.
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#27
no
just thought u were
ts weird to know that my whole UG life i mistook a dude 4 a chick
*walks away awkwardly*
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Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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#28
I was at Dairy Queen years ago, waiting inside for my order and this scruffy lookin dude who was sitting behind me calls me over and it goes:

"Hey pal..ya got, like, a quarter? I want to get an ice cream sooo bad" (and he's saying this in a very low, quiet voice)
"No dude, sorry."
"oh ok.. how about like 5 cents? or some jewelry, ya got any jewelry?"
*wtf look* "umm... no, I don't have any of that."
"ohh, ok."

so he get's up and leaves and walks right into oncoming traffic but doesn't get hit and doesn't seem phased by almost getting hit by 3 cars.
#29
some old black guy goes up to me and tells me I have nice hair, if that isn't creepy enough, he was in the boys underwear section and then starts following me
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#30
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Some guy walked between me and my friend and said Hoo-rah!

It was pretty strange.


That could mean "*****" in Swedish...
#31
One time this weird guy asked me if i wanted some candy. (boy did i)

So anyways, by the time i got the candy i was in his van.

I was scared ****less..... then i realized it was the icecream man =]


but in all seriousness this dude in the bahamas asked if i wanted to buy weed..... in public.... in front of my dad..... =[
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#32
Creepiest thing would have had to be when I was at a bookstore recently looking for books on astrology, UFO's and the like...when a guy came up beside and started talking about the stuff, told me how he had tried all these Wiccan spells...(Which, on its own...no offense to anyone who is Wiccan...I just find it odd)...then he asks me how old I was, so I old him, and he said "Oh ya? Young blood...".
I was pretty creeped out. Teen girl approached by a stranger and called young blood...

Rudiest thing would be when I was walking downtown, saw a man walking straight towards me... so I moved out of the way but still grazed his shoulder (crowded street) and he was jsut like, "Move out of the f'n way, f'n asshole".
#33
When I was at the ripe age of 13, my 40 year old neighbour and his friend called out to me on my way home from school, so I .. said Hi as I walked by... then my neighbour decided to make conversation, while he was totally wasted.. at 4 oclock in the afternoon .. on a tuesday. He continued to say, "I love you" .. and kept trying to hug me..then when I was acting really freaked out, he's like, "have a good weekend," and he gave me 15 bucks :|...I was so freaked out that when I went home I told my mom, and she was going to put the money back in his mailbox ahahhaa. He was a stranger to me though, they had just moved in and we never spoke :S .. I haven't heard from him since then... Well that's a lie, one night he came over and talked to my parents, where he was again really wasted, and he told us stories about how in Newfoundland he tried to spread his friends ashes over the ocean-in a plane-, and it spilled all over the side of the plain. He then continued to laugh, take a sip of his beer, and tell us how it was "top shelf"... :|


Ohh, another story.. My brother, his friend and I were walking down a street where it's always super busy, and this guy yelled from his car at me, "shake that money maker" ... it was really awkward. I don't understand why people yell from their cars at women?! What, do you think we're going to ask you to pull over so we can bang you?
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#34
I was at a beach drinking with a couple of friends when we heard this SUV pull into the parking lot. Two guys jumped out of the SUV and just stood there. Then one started yelling "THEY AREN't ****ING HERE!". Then he started moving towards where we were. We were just sort of chilling around a campfire and he walks up to us and says "Hey you guys know where the Frank brothers are?" I was like... "No..." He just kept badgering me, "Where are you hiding them god damn Frank brothers I am going to ****ing kick Joey Franks ass". That's when I realised he was drunk, and that this Joey Frank was probably going to get his ass kicked. All of a sudden he goes "You are the ****ing Frank brother aren't you?" Then I saw him pull his fist back ready to punch me in the face. I am a big guy, I can hold my own, but oh my god I did not want to fight this drunk guy. I tried to stay calm and just said "No, I don't know who the Frank brothers are". For a second there he looked really ****ing angry, and I was mentally preparing to fight. Then he swings out his arm and puts on my shoulder, tells me I'm a good guy, and bounces. I never saw him again.
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#35
just remembered

theres a massive black guy who lives in liverpool, called "purple accy". he walks around, "looking for poon", and calling girls beautiful. He gets people to feel his muscles.

hes been to jail a few times for sexual assault.

sadly, ive never met him
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#36
there was a guy at the subway and started telling me about hirosma and i was like wtf!?!
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#37
some chik was randomly like ur cute.
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Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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"Oh Mr.Cuddles, you make my pants go boom boom. I are horny. Do not disappoint I"


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#40
oh and there was some girl in a camp who grabbed my ass and told me "17"...
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