Poll: WHAT COLOUR DO YOU THINK JESUS IS???
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View poll results: WHAT COLOUR DO YOU THINK JESUS IS???
White
155 29%
Black
108 20%
Asian
97 18%
Indian
77 14%
Native
64 12%
Mixed
85 16%
Nothing
73 14%
Other
129 24%
Animal
81 15%
Not Real!!!!
181 34%
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#1
JUST A LITTLE INFO............

Jesus (8–2 BC/BCE to 29–36 AD/CE),[1] also known as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity. He is also called Jesus Christ, where "Jesus" is an Anglicization of the Greek Ίησους (Iēsous), itself a transliteration of the Hebrew יהושע (Yehoshua) or Hebrew-Aramaic ישוע (Yeshua), meaning "YHWH is salvation"; and where "Christ" is a title derived from the Greek christós, meaning the "Anointed One", which corresponds to the Hebrew-derived "Messiah".

The main sources of information regarding Jesus' life and teachings are the four canonical Gospels of the New Testament: Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Most scholars in the fields of history and biblical studies agree that Jesus was a Galilean Jew, was regarded as a teacher and healer, was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified in Jerusalem on orders of the Roman Governor Pontius Pilate under the accusation of sedition against the Roman Empire.[2][3] A small number of scholars and authors question the historical existence of Jesus, with some arguing for a completely mythological Jesus.[4]

Christian views of Jesus (see also Christology) center on the belief that Jesus is the Messiah whose coming was promised in the Old Testament and that he was resurrected after his crucifixion. Christians predominantly believe that Jesus is God incarnate, who came to provide salvation and reconciliation with God. Nontrinitarian Christians profess various other interpretations regarding his divinity (see below). Other Christian beliefs include Jesus' Virgin Birth, performance of miracles, fulfillment of biblical prophecy, ascension into Heaven, and future Second Coming.

In Islam, Jesus (Arabic: عيسى, commonly transliterated as Isa) is considered one of God's most beloved and important prophets, a bringer of divine scripture, a worker of miracles, and the Messiah. Muslims, however, do not share the Christian belief in the crucifixion or divinity of Jesus. Muslims believe that Jesus' crucifixion was a divine illusion and that he ascended bodily to heaven. Most Muslims also believe that he will return to the earth in the company of the Mahdi once the earth has become full of sin and injustice at the time of the arrival of Islam's Antichrist-like Dajjal.

#2
I think Jesus is brown.



And scaly.


And a reptillian.

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#3
Jesus was born in the middle east and raised there.

He's white, obviously.

(That's a little Catholic Church joke)

((JK, he's middle eastern))
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#4
He was a very tanned caucasian... Kinda like the other people that lived in the mid east.
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#5
I KNOW Jesus is brown, mainly because Jerusalem is near th middle-east
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#6
I am atheist.


So he is clear.
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#7
You have to put middle eastern as a choice, idiot, it's the only right one.
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#8
I couldn't decide so I voted for everything.
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#10
He's whatever color Jewish peoples is.
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#11
It's Jesus, lol. He can change colour.
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#12
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I'm a satanist so i dont give a **** hahahahhahahha satan lol

Yeah, that's what they sound like. :/
#13
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You have to put middle eastern as a choice, idiot, it's the only right one.


+1 But without the idiot. Because I am in a Nice Mood right now
So I will go with Middle Eastern.
#14
Jesus was a human being and is now dead. He was originally Messupotanian so Olive tan colored when he existed.
#15
He's the color dead lolz
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#16
Well this was in the Middle East, so I would say Middle Eastern or possibly even African.
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#18
purple...funky bastard
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#19
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I am atheist.


So he is clear.

That dosnt mean he didnt exist, it just means that you dont believe he was a god. Still was a human being, even if he was the son of god or a crackpot who wanted money.
#20
Seriously, dude. You missed Middle eastern. He's Middle Eastern.
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#21
I'd say Middle Eastern.


And for all you athiests, just because you don't believe he was the messiah doesn't mean he never existed.
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#23
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I'm a satanist so i dont give a **** hahahahhahahha satan lol


You are a great disappointment to all us real Satanists, shame on you.

Everyone knows that Jesus was a Nazarene (as in from Nazareth) rabbi at the start of the CE. So of course he was Middle Eastern. In fact, so were ALL the biblical figures, whether they existed or not.
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#24
Asian made me lol
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#26
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he was Arabian


No. That would mean that he was a muslim, and followed Islam. I would take Hebrew as my choice. He was a Jew. He lived in Isreal. The Jewish people were Hebrew, therefore, Jesus was Hebrew.
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#27
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No. That would mean that he was a muslim, and followed Islam.


OR it would mean that he was from the arabian peninsula or the lands surrounding it...
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#28
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You are a great disappointment to all us real Satanists, shame on you.

Everyone knows that Jesus was a Nazarene (as in from Nazareth) rabbi at the start of the CE. So of course he was Middle Eastern. In fact, so were ALL the biblical figures, whether they existed or not.



and i care cause??
#29
Quote by E V H 5150
No. That would mean that he was a muslim, and followed Islam.


Arabian is an ethnicity, not a religion. Arabians were the first muslims, but the first arabians weren't muslim.

Jesus....

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#31
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OR it would mean that he was from the arabian peninsula or the lands surrounding it...


And if he was... he would probrably also follow Islam. But he wasn't. He lived in Isreal. Your argument is irrelevant to the topic.
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#32
He was middle eastern... because thats just what he was, and what everyone in the Bible was...
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#33
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I am atheist.

So he is clear.


Too bad there is historical proof that Jesus existed! Atheism has nothing to do with BELIEVING IF JESUS WAS A REAL PERSON OR NOT
#34
Well seeing as he was Jewish I guess there's a high chance of being white...
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#36
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Arabian is an ethnicity, not a religion. Arabians were the first muslims, but the first arabians weren't muslim.

Jesus....

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Jesuschristalmighty...

The definition of an Arab is somebody from the Middle East who speaks arabic and follows Islam, among other things.

EDIT: And I'm nopt stupid. I know Arabian is an ethnicity, as is Hebrew. Which is what ethnic background Jesus would be.
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#37
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And if he was... he would probrably also follow Islam. But he wasn't. He lived in Isreal. Your argument is irrelevant to the topic.


Wow, way to stereotype there.

This is The Pit, the topic is irrelevant to the argument is irrelevant to the topic is irrelevant to the pit is irrelevant to everything.

Therefore, you suck.

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edit: To above post.

Wrong, there are Arabic Christians, Jews, AND Muslims.
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#38
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And if he was... he would probrably also follow Islam. But he wasn't. He lived in Isreal. Your argument is irrelevant to the topic.



as far as i'm aware. irsrael is a land surrounding the arabain penninsula.

And by the way Israel was not actually founded until after the second world war so I believe he was from palestine...
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#39
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Well seeing as he was Jewish I guess there's a high chance of being white...


Middle Eastern Jew though, so a little browner then most caucasion jews.
#40
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I don't believe he was a real person.

But if he was, he'd be Middle Eastern.



I hate this argument.

Look dude, Jesus was a real person.
That's a historical fact, the MAN existed.

If you dont believe he was God...well, thats up for debate.
If you dont want to believe the religious parts, go right ahead, alot of people dont.


but the MAN (yes, he was just a man, not a god, according to you and many) was real.
2000 some odd years ago there lived a man who was, in fact, crucified etc etc....

then its all up for debate if he came back from the dead, etc....
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