#1
so I'm walking through my dining room floor and I step on some water, look down, then I smell this foul ass **** from the water, it was literally like vinegar mixed with dog piss, armpit and wet farts.

turns out a watermelon which had turned rotten that we bought a week ago sitting on the floor was split open and it spilled all over the floor....
I almost passed out while cleaning it up...


whats the worst smell you've ever......smelled? describe
#3
A millipede's defense mechanism (or that's what I think it is). Try poking one. Once you see it roll into a ball, prepare for a reallllly ****ing bad smell.
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Probably beer shits. They are worse with cheap beer, and with a certain combination of food are nearly deadly if inhaled.
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Public toilets in Tunisia. Basically a shack built around a hole in the ground; when you piss, you can see a giant reservoir of feces and piss merely 3-4 feet below the hole you are pissing into.
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#6
at work when they were cleaning the chamber where all the food pieces that go down the drain go to from the dishpit. That is a horrible smell but they guy had some really strong minty spray thing that smelt good after
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#7
OH yeah did I mention.....the white **** on your teeth kinda smells like your own jizz if you think about it

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and um....
#11
I was walking through the marsh behind my friend's house with about five other people, and I was walking right next to one of my friends. the grass was really tall, so we couldn't see where we were walking. She stepped right on a rotting animal of some sort. More like stepped in it. She puked. that was easily the worst smell I have ever encountered.
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I was walking through the marsh behind my friend's house with about five other people, and I was walking right next to one of my friends. the grass was really tall, so we couldn't see where we were walking. She stepped right on a rotting animal of some sort. More like stepped in it. She puked. that was easily the worst smell I have ever encountered.


What the puke? or the rotting animal??
#15
So we used to have this dog that would eat our cats **** and litter, and then throw it back up after it had digested a bit. Yeah, that was the worst smell ever.
#18
cat ****, or if you use a carpet cleaner, clean your carpets, then leave it for a few weeks, when you go to empty the dirty water, o gawd it f*ckin reeks
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Pissing on Sauna rocks is the smelliest experience i have ever had and until you smell it, you have no idea the foulnesss of the stench
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#20
Fox piss. Friend of mine has a pet fox, and I wanted one up to the point I walked by its litter box (yes, he trained it to use a litter box). I don't know what they drink, but its like super concentrated piss, makes you want to gag and puke when you smell it.
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#21
ok so my friend for some random reason took a dump in a plastic bag and left it in the middle of the room

the smell made just about all of my friends throw up i mean that was the smeliest s*** ever
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#22
bag of rotted chicken under a highway overpass. and i had to walk down thats street everyday this week. i noticed they cleaned it up today, but the smell remains. the juices that were exceted from the chicken during decomposion. gross.

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