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#1
This is a serious thread so if your not serious then I will report you, but anyway a lot of people masturbate so its supposedly natural, but my friend told me that if you masturbate a lot your penis will shrink and I dont know if this is true but I have stretch marks on my penis what do you think?
#2
Quote by SailorJeff
This is a serious thread so if your not serious then I will report you, but anyway a lot of people masturbate so its supposedly natural, but my friend told me that if you masturbate a lot your penis will shrink and I dont know if this is true but I have stretch marks on my penis what do you think?


Not true.
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#3
Hairy palms, seagulls pecking off your pecker, etc.

But really, I don't want to get into the "threats of Masturbation" here. Find a different website, please.
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#4
chop it off! Quick!

fark dude if you want medical advice, espescially in that area, i dunno if UG is the right place to be asking...
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#5
No there are no negative side effects of normal masterbation. Why would it shrink?
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#7


and your friend is clearly misinformed, masturbating does not make your cock shrink

Also, Stretch marks would mean your dick is getting bigger.
#8
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My penis is small and it hasent grown for years.


Sorry, I'm sigging that. You don't tell this stuff to the PIT! Seriously, you won't get help.
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#9
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Sorry, I'm sigging that. You don't tell this stuff to the PIT! Seriously, you won't get help.


In the PIT, we use a lot of sarcasm. You don't tell this stuff to the PIT! It is assumed.

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#11
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and your friend is clearly misinformed, masturbating does not make your cock shrink

Also, Stretch marks would mean your dick is getting bigger.


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#12
that damned cat; that was the first thing i thought of when i read it.

edit: and was it me, or did it sound like that one guy was just TRYING to get sigged?
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#13
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In the PIT, we use a lot of sarcasm. You don't tell this stuff to the PIT! It is assumed.



He's a Jun 07'er. It takes a while to comprehend all of what goes on in the Pit.
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He's a Jun 07'er. It takes a while to comprehend all of what goes on in the Pit.


No offence, but a 2006 UGer isn't exactly new either.
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#15
The Sex Thread is the only place you will get an answer you can trust. Except for Zox's response. It will not shrink.
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#16
Quote by Garret.


and your friend is clearly misinformed, masturbating does not make your cock shrink

Also, Stretch marks would mean your dick is getting bigger.


I burst out laughing when i saw that cat. Funniest thing I've seen tonight.

Back to the OP, your dick shouldn't shrink or be affected in anyway if you masturbate. Worse thing that could happen is some chaffing.
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#17
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You can sig me all you want but I still have a small penis.



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#18
you disgrace the name Jeff
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#21
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I masturbated so much my penis was bleeding.


Um... how old are you?
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#22
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No offence, but a 2006 UGer isn't exactly new either.


No, it isn't exactly new, it's a year old. I was here months before I joined... It takes a month or so to get accustomed to Pit rituals and customs.
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#23
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I masturbated so much my penis was bleeding.


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#24
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Are you a Jeff?


indeed i am
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#25
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I masturbated so much my penis was bleeding.


i think this guy is trying to get sigged
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i think this guy is trying to get sigged

He is. He's not good at being subtle about it either.
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#30
You're making it too obvious. And how old are you again? Use actual numbers this time, please.
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#31
Quote by SailorJeff
This is a serious thread so if your not serious then I will report you, but anyway a lot of people masturbate so its supposedly natural, but my friend told me that if you masturbate a lot your penis will shrink and I dont know if this is true but I have stretch marks on my penis what do you think?

Ok... clearly you smoke your salmon a lot, since you think you may be affected. The size of your penis really only matters to a sex partner, as they are the ones who get pleasure from it. If you had a sex partner, you wouldn't be bashing the candle so much. Based on all that, does it really matter if waxing the carrot makes your junk shrink?
#32
Folks, we have ourselves the n00b of the month.

SailorJeff, are you serious, stupid, high, or did someone just fucking shoop your hoop one too many times?
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#33
i dont want a jeff fan club...jesus you didnt waist any time getting your Jeff fan club sig did you?
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#35
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You're making it too obvious. And how old are you again? Use actual numbers this time, please.



I am eighteen and dont make fun of me because I will kill you if you do.
#36
Quote by Garret.


and your friend is clearly misinformed, masturbating does not make your cock shrink

Also, Stretch marks would mean your dick is getting bigger.

I'll lay waiting, just waiting for my time to come
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It adds a lot of distortion.

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i dont want a jeff fan club...jesus you didnt waist any time getting your Jeff fan club sig did you?



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#39
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I am eighteen and dont make fun of me because I will kill you if you do.

your 18...
im calling BS
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#40
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I am eighteen and dont make fun of me because I will kill you if you do.

O Rly? I'll make fun of you all I want. This is the internet, and I can remain anonymous if I so wish, so that you can not do a single fucking thing about it.
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