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give us a funny pr0n term and explain it

filthy sanchez (as defined by answers.com): a term used to describe the sexual practice of smearing fecal matter under the nose of the receptive partner in the form of a mustache during buttsecks.
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#2
doesnt watersports mean something? if not, then i'm just ridiculous. but i think it does, and if it does, than it's ridiculous.
#3
^ Urination.


I've never found any of these terms funny. At all.
#5
BJ - 1) an acronym for a female stimulating the male's penis with her mouth.
2) A name for a child that will face more humiliation than other boys during the time when children reach puberty.
#6
Alabama Hotpocket - Look this one up yourself.
Cold Megan - the act of taking a ****, freezing it, putting it in a condom and using it as a dildo
Boston Steamer - The Cleveland Steamer, except twice as bad.
#7
Felcher - Buttsecksin ending in cumming inside the asshole and then you suck the cum out with a straw.
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#8
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Felcher - Buttsecksin ending in cumming inside the asshole and then you suck the cum out with a straw.



WTF?!?! who does that?
#9
Pizza... With extra sausage

I love porno dialogs:

Pizza Guy: That'll be $10.50
Girl: I hope you remembered the extra thick Italian sausage...
Pizza Guy: Oh I DID!
Girl: *Acts surprised*
#10
cleveland steamer - taking a dump on your pard's chest
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Houdini (sp?) - While the male is hitting it from the back, he shouts that he is busting a nut, and he spits on the female's back. When the female turns around, the male pops her in the eye with the real stuff.
#12
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WTF?!?! who does that?
Who does any of these...?
#13
*guy pulls out*
*girl starts sucking*
Guy: You like the taste of your pussy don't you
Girl: yeeeaaaah

Had me laughing at random for a while..I don't know why but just...
#14
just found this one

wet and messy fetishism (WAM): a form of sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when substances are deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing
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#15
There was some **** going round school about a so called "rainbow kiss". People used to say that a women who was on her period would bleed into a cup and then the dude would spunk in the cup also. Then they both would drink it. Dont know if this is correct but its pretty sick.
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#16
Dutch Oven:

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

-Urban Dictionary


And this one just fucks with me.... I mean, why?

Bug Chasing Party:



Bug parties are private functions, sometimes with multiple participants, where HIV positive men (at these parties called gift givers) and HIV negative men (bug chasers) willingly have unprotected sex. This often leads to the infection of the HIV negative person.

-Urban Dictionary.

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#17
lol, actually, my GRANDMAonce asked if i had ever been to a "rainbow party". i said no, and had no idea what it was.

apparently its a party where the girls sit in a circle facing outwards, and all the guys sit in a circle oustide the girls facing in. all the girls put on different colored makeup and start sucking off the guys. then after a bit, the guys shift one, and get a different color.

i still havnt been...
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#18
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Bug parties are private functions, sometimes with multiple participants, where HIV positive men (at these parties called gift givers) and HIV negative men (bug chasers) willingly have unprotected sex. This often leads to the infection of the HIV negative person.

-Urban Dictionary.




i think i saw something about that, its common with hard core meth addicts

they have no ****ing clue what they are doing because they're so tweaked all the time
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#19
haha


hairy gorilla- a man shaves off his pubes and saves them wen he is getting a bj he cums in the girls face then slaps her with the pubes!!
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#20
filthy shrewpert - A sexual act in which a shrews head is inserted into a womans vag whilst the tail is insterted into the anus. The tail can then be pulled out as the woman cums achieving the same pleasure as anal beads.

filthy lopez - when you engage in anal sex then make a full goti and sideburns.

filthy douglas - The act of sticking your tounge up someones ass whilst the person (male or female, a little harder to do for a lady)is urinating

filthy eric - The act of inserting three fingers in the anus of a woman while you are participating in sexual intercourse, with the sole purpose of stimulating your penis inside the vagina from the colon.

terms for a vagina - hair pie, bearded clam, bearded taco, cum dumpster, stench trench, fish taco, loose meat sandwich

filthy collins - A sex act wherein the male sits on top of the females stomach. He then precedes to "titty ****" her, and while doing so, farts on her stomach.

filthy hogan - After fornication, taking off your condom, pinching it into a half moon shape, pulling the resivoir tip back and releasing onto the face of your partner. This leaves the individual with a Hulk Hogan esque fu-man-chu of your splooge.


the best ones:

filthy bowler: A sexual act where a female gets into the fetal position and their partner sticks his/her thumb into the female's anus and thier middle and ring fingers into the females vagina. After the insertion is completed, the female must be lifted and brought to the nearest stairway and be rolled down the stairs, just like a bowling ball down the lane, hence the name "filthy bowler"

filthy josh - The process of placing ones penis in a women's ass and using pepto bismol for lubrication. Then ordering a camel from israel to spit in her mouth as she has an orgasm at which time the man ejaculates semen in to her ear causing an ear infection.
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Alien Brain - When you pull your nutsack out and squeeze your fist around the excess skin between where your scrotum is attached and where the actual nuts are, pulling the skin tight over the nuts to look like a veiny alien brain.

Auschwitz - You're getting head from a Jewish girl and you rip a fart. Then hold the covers over her head till she passes out.

Beef Curtains - A pair of oversized pussy lips.

Trifecta (aka "Triple Crown of Sex") - In the yapper, the snapper, and the crapper all in the same session.

Vapor Lock - When a female has all three airholes (starhole, ****, and mouth) plugged at once.... which in turn would seal her up.
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filthy gomez - Cousin to a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike the Dirty Sanchez, the poop is extended beyond just the female's upper lip to also include the rest the area surrounding her mouth, much like a full mustache.

filthy eargasm - When you cum in a girls ear while she is sleeping and allow it to dry into a sticky plug in the morning

filthy garnes - It is when one has sexual relations with his/her cousin

filthy indian - during the act of anal sex, the male partner waits until it is good a juicy. At this point he pulls his penis out of the anus and walks around to face the girl. He then slaps her across both cheeks with his feces covered penis to give the girl "war paint" He then places his penis in her mouth and recieves oral sex while making an indian war cry by maving his hand to and from his mouth while yelling.

filthy jesus - When one performs anal intercourse while moaning a "hail Mary."

Afterwards the male withdraws his fecal covered penis and scrapes off a sample of the blessed **** with two fingers and smears it in the shape of a cross on the subject's forehead as a priest would.
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filthy martha stewart - When a man stirs cooking utensils around in his girlfriends vagina for pleasure and satisfaction

filthy martinez - Licking the underside of the twat while sticking a bottle of Corona up their butthole.

filthy mitten - Insertion of the thumb into a female's vagina while inserting the remaining four fingers of the same hand into her anus

filthy money shot - A shot of ejaculate in the eye of a woman.

filthy necklace - wrapping recently torn out anal beads around someone's throat and choking them to death.

filthy nickel - a five finger, vertical anal hacksaw - usu. up to the third knuckle. place the hand with fingers lined up together between the butt cheeks of the recipient and push it on in! (LUBE IS OPTIONAL)

filthy ninja - A covert activity which involves sneaking into a room where a couple of people are engaged in love making, then jerking off to the live show, undetected of course.
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filthy octopus - The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.

filthy ramirez - When a chick poops on your dick, and you feed it to her off your dick

filthy rob - first you start off taking a girl from behind then you proceed to pull out you **** rip off you condom and use it as a blind fold on her (it will work because all robs have big cocks),you then punch her in the left tittie while rubbing the right one then you call in the the three midgets hiding in your closet and make them play the mexicain hat dance one kazoos and you proceed to splornge ontop of a lawn gnome

filthy rodeo clown - When you got your girl in doggy style while she is on her monthly cycle you start hooting and hollering like you are at the rodeo. When things get red enough you pull out and announce to her that she is about to become a filthy rodeo clown. You then dab your unit on her nose round and round until it is completely red like a rodeo clown. Then you tell her that the bull needs to get behind her one more time and finish the job up.

filthy roger - If you cut yourself, either on accident or on purpose, then grab your **** muppet and bang one out really quick before the blood quits dripping, and right before you nut, smear blood across her upper lip, then cover it with jizz, you've given her a Filthy Roger.

filthy ronald - When the dominant male uses trickery and deception to convince their prey to peer bending over into a waste disposal container, then proceeds to "Filthy the Ronald" (also known as plugging the poop pipe). With each pelvic thrust, the head of the aforementioned Ronald that is being filthied, strikes the inner side of the waste depository
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filthy martha stewart - When a man stirs cooking utensils around in his girlfriends vagina for pleasure and satisfaction

filthy martinez - Licking the underside of the twat while sticking a bottle of Corona up their butthole.

filthy mitten - Insertion of the thumb into a female's vagina while inserting the remaining four fingers of the same hand into her anus

filthy money shot - A shot of ejaculate in the eye of a woman.

filthy necklace - wrapping recently torn out anal beads around someone's throat and choking them to death.

filthy nickel - a five finger, vertical anal hacksaw - usu. up to the third knuckle. place the hand with fingers lined up together between the butt cheeks of the recipient and push it on in! (LUBE IS OPTIONAL)

filthy ninja - A covert activity which involves sneaking into a room where a couple of people are engaged in love making, then jerking off to the live show, undetected of course.


that made me laugh
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filthy sandkiss - Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" only this time, you start by wiping the old anal dust on your own anus, onto the victim's upper lip like a sandy fudge moustache

filthy simian - A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.

filthy thompson - You start by shooting your load into a girl's nose. She then proceeds to sniff it up and spit it out on her chest. Afterthat you use it as lubrication for a good old fashioned tittie ****.

filthy walley - When a woman lies on her back or gets on all fours and a male inserts his vasoline covered big toe into her anal passage.

filthy vargas - A doggy-style sex act where the man has his penis in his partners vagina, and both thumbs in in her anus, making the anus look as if it's talking, all the while yelling "I'm not FAT!"

filthy wes - Doing a girl "doggy" style in the ass while another chick is licking your ass. Then you insert your dick into the girl that was licking your ass and make her suck out all the juices

filthy zorro - Much like a Filthy Sanchez except the ****er pulls his/her penis(or other rectal rooting utensil of choice ie; dildo, ass beads, basketball, spider monkey, finger etc...) out of the ****ees ass and tags a brown Z on the ass back or any other area of choice on the ****ee

filthy panda - a rather aggressive sexual maneuver in which the penis is pulled from a woman's rectum and then wiped across her eyes

that's the last from me for a while
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that made me laugh

yea, like there's some guy reading a manual somewhere...

"all right, honey. i'm confused. it said vagina, but it doesn't clarify whether it's male or female"
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Auschwitz - You're getting head from a Jewish girl and you rip a fart. Then hold the covers over her head till she passes out.


sad:sad:

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!!!!

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#29
Wow... you seriously raped your own thread.

And just sticking "filthy" before everything is lame and uncreative.

I present to you all THE GLOSSARY OF PERVERSION!
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John Wilkes B**th (aka, ³Backdoor Johnny², ³Assassin² - Dress up like a janitor to gain access to a seedy motel room. Hide out in the bathroom and wait for some pathetic john to call in the local hooker. After he pays for her but before they start, run out of the bathroom and hit the john with a lead pipe while yelling, ³sic semper tyrannis!² **** the *****, steal the john¹s wallet and car and make a dashing escape.

Old Mexico Treatment - A big **** is needed for this one. Find the skinniest bitch you can, then have her deep throat you, by force if necessary. Quickly, pull out and slice her throat with a knife, then jam your **** down her throat. Better finish quick, she's fading fast!!!

Baltimore Beatdown - When you are banging a chick, you tear off her arms and legs, and so she thus becomes one giant boner. That is, her torso is now an extension of your boner. For added effect, begin punching the chick's torso now propped up on your bone, until she pukes. Thus, it is as though the gigantic boner is coming.

Bill Buckner - While receiving head standing up, the girl cuts off your balls and rolls them through your legs.

Blitzkrieg - While sexually plundering the asshole of a German slut, scream "Blitzkrieg" right before you unload, which will signal your gang of eleven friends waiting in the hall with tazers to rush in and shock the bitch simultaneously, causing her to tense up and flail about giving you the greatest unloading of your life. Schnell!


hahahaha

They're all so fucked up, but I can't get enough.
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#31
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Wow... you seriously raped your own thread.

And just sticking "filthy" before everything is lame and uncreative.
I present to you all THE GLOSSARY OF PERVERSION!

it was all basically copied and pasted from urbandictionary. complain to them about creativity
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*complains to urbandictionary*
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#33


The Barbed Wire Enema:


When somebody starts a thread about disgusting sexual acts, you:

1 - Bend them over, so they're buns up kneelin'.
2 - Slide a 12" long pipe up their ass.
3 - Slide an 8" long piece of barbed wire into the pipe
4 - Remove the pipe, leaving the barbed wire so far up their colon, it doesn't show.
5 - Yell: "Now deal with that, bitch!"
6 - ???????????
7 - PROFIT!!!!!!!!


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The Angry Pirate- when doing your woman up the bum, spit on her back before you finish, so when she turns around you get her right in the eye, then kick her in the shin so she proceeds to hop on one foot holding her, yelling "AAAAGGGGHH"
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So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:
"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"
The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#35
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew


The Barbed Wire Enema:


When somebody starts a thread about disgusting sexual acts, you:

1 - Bend them over, so they're buns up kneelin'.
2 - Slide a 12" long pipe up their ass.
3 - Slide an 8" long piece of barbed wire into the pipe
4 - Remove the pipe, leaving the barbed wire so far up their colon, it doesn't show.
5 - Yell: "Now deal with that, bitch!"
6 - ???????????
7 - PROFIT!!!!!!!!


...


question. are you male or female?
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#37
Quote by *kill'emall*
give us a funny pr0n term and explain it

filthy sanchez (as defined by answers.com): a term used to describe the sexual practice of smearing fecal matter under the nose of the receptive partner in the form of a mustache during buttsecks.

i dunno if its just me but thats ickles
dude i hate anal stuff teh nasterz
some of the stuff doesnt look that bad
Altersitz - When you dip your moistened penis in sugar (or anything that will stick) to please your gay partner during oral sex. - Faduuba, Arizona
like that isnt as bad as damn filthy sanchezs
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#39
Dutch oven: Farting in be and pulling your partners head underneath the blankets. Not very erotic.

and before you ask, yes i did steal this from Cyanide and Happiness.
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