#1
I found some old cheese puffs under my bed and I started eating them. Then I saw the date and saw it said good until july 16 2006....

am I going to die?
#3
Old Cheesy Poofs are known to develop the menicyllic fungi, and rot your insides slowly.

Seek medical attention.
#4
Quote by soulflyV
Prepare to have every orifice in your body occupied by a dwarf.
#5
well... I'd say nice knowing u but I have no clue who the hell u are... so... sucks for u... remember kids, look at the experation dates of foods u find randomly in ur home.
Quote by bpoeoanry
go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#8
Quote by MakinLattes
were they in a closed bag?


no they were opened with a pin closing it up
#9
Go get checked. You're gonna have some kinda mycosis fo' sho'.
Gear...
Peavey 5150, Squier, Ibanez RG2EX2, Yamaha F150, Ibanez RT150, MXR noisegate
Last edited by abcdboy at Jun 30, 2007,
#10
Quote by Iamafunguy
no they were opened with a pin closing it up


dude, you're good. unless you get sick, but still, with cheesepuffs, it's all processed anyway. that shit would be right up there with cockroaches surviving nuclear wars.
#12
Quote by Iamafunguy
I found some old cheese puffs under my bed and I started eating them. Then I saw the date and saw it said good until july 16 2006....

am I going to die?
No you won't die. Cheese puffs are loaded with preservatives.
The date said "good until july 16 2006".
It's a scientific fact that:
During the year after the date, they're meh.
After that year, they instantly become toxic.

Lucky thing you didn't save them for a couple more weeks. You would have surely died.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#13
lolz
it was closed with a pin?
dude they mustve been stale as hell!
plus all dusty and watnot..
i hope you like stomach virus'
Yes I am from Hawaii.


It's not really a great place to live..
..but fun if you're a tourist!
FoTB Duration: June 12, 2008 - July 12, 2008
It's good to be back guys.
#14
^ that was definitely sarcasm when he said with a pin.
Dont worry, one of my friends has drank a 3 year old coke, and hes still alive!
(he has a peg leg though! LOL)
#15
I ate 9 year old Certs (they are tasty mints in case you weren't aware) that i found in the glove compartment of my car and they tasted like old chalk. They made my mouth really dry and I felt terrible for about 30 minutes afterwards

I don't have a peg leg though...
Quote by soulflyV
Prepare to have every orifice in your body occupied by a dwarf.
#16
damn old cheesepuffs under ur bed? thats a sign of not cleaning your room... but what the hell there cheesepuffs anyway....
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Oh my ***ing god that pron one is like the best one ever and i have seen all of em. Congrats dude you just beat Kensai.