#4
Yeah, that's information that she could probably live without.
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#7
That's uh... weird. Mothers ask weird questions.

Like mine did after I came home the next day after a party: "Did you get laid????"
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#11
'tis odd
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#13
"No, mom, I was having a wank."
That would show her.
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#14
That's uh... weird. Mothers ask weird questions.

Like mine did after I came home the next day after a party: "Did you get laid????"


if i had room i would sig that now, but i don't.
#16
I was having a wank once and my mom gave me a helping hand.
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#17
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I was having a wank once and my mom gave me a helping hand.

I agree.
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#18
It's worse if you answer "Number two" and then they say "What did it look like?"


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#19
That's kind of weird. But not like, insanely weird. You could do worse.
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#21
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That's uh... weird. Mothers ask weird questions.

Like mine did after I came home the next day after a party: "Did you get laid????"
Did you reassure her you weren't cheating on her?
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#22
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Did you reassure her you weren't cheating on her?


Oh ****! That's almost as good as my hammered joke.

Okay, it was better, I admit.
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#23
haha my mom used to do that when i was like 6 lol
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#25
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At least she didn't say "Were you playing with your privates in there?"


Or "That was quick! You musta just been wanking."

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#27
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It is odd, but mothers are.


Exactly. My mother does it all the time so it's normal now. For me, anyway.
#28
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tell her "Number three.."


Does number 3 mean number 1 plus number 2?