Please take this seriously for it may turn out to be funny.

Tell all of UG something that you have done that you haven't told anyone because of the consequences. I have many, but I'll just say one for now....

At my school my english teacher thinks I was the best writer in my class because she saves all the crap we "write" and sends it into competitions. It turns out i plaigerized almost half the crap handed in and I've won 3 awards. I'm scared for many reasons:
1. All the colleges/universities that I want to go to check all the things you've accomplished for things like plaigerism.
2. I will be skinned alive, have every pain receptor in my body permanently damaged so that I feel pain by just touching something, have every bone in my body broken and be eaten alive by my teacher. Yes, she would do that.
3. I'm scared the contests will find out and inform my teacher/parents.

So UG, now it's your turn......
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go there, and come back disturbed.

That site is amazing. Here's one of the confessions from that site I just read.
My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

I believe I just had a series of ministrokes, due to manic laughter.

Sir, I thank you for posting that.