#1
im wondering..

what can a guitarist do to in a gig to be remembered for generations? quite a hard thing to achieve
#2
no joke, the best way is to die!
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#3
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hahahaha.

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#4
Whip his wang out and simulate jerkage...


...Wait that didn't work out too great for Jim Morrison did it!
#6
well besides being a great guitarist
set your guitar on fire
fly around the stadium
smash your guitar
fireworks set on them like Ace Frehley
theres quite a few
my uncle used to always tell me "if there is grass on the field play ball"
makes sense he was arrested for child porn
#8
well the first step is to stop trying to be remembered.

second step is to actually get a career. no one would care about a no name wanking it onstage.

seriously though, just focus on your music.
#9
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mhmh.....he was already considered one of the best guitarists out there before he died....

Not cool!
#11
get your willy out, and put it in your bassists bum.
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#12
Try playing the guitar. That seems to work for some.
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#13
though if you really wanna compensate for your lack of creative noise you could.

1. Synchronize a flaming arrow launch with your bandmates into the crowd. The ancient armies knew how to start parties, learn from them.
2. Be the first band to play in an airplane (kudos to whoever knows who was supposed to be the first)
3. Invent a guitar that you play with your mind. Note: Talent still required.
4. Insist that all audience members take their clothes off. All wannabe rebels who do not concede will be shot.
5. Reenact the entire last episode of M*A*S*H if it were set in 1700s england, requiring all to stay and watch (NO BATHROOM BREAKS)

there's a start.
#14
I don't think you can get famous that easy just by playing guitar..
half the world population is good at it
get what I mean ?


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#16
Be able to play really well and Die.

Mind you, Jimi Hendrix and Dimebag did it like that... And they are F**KING HUGE!

I dread the days Kirk Hammet and Dave Mustaine Die.
#17
Do some stuff that no other guitarist can/would dare to do...


like using meatspin to strum your guitar...Yeah that is so Heavy metal
No rly?

Ya rly.
#18
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though if you really wanna compensate for your lack of creative noise you could.

1. Synchronize a flaming arrow launch with your bandmates into the crowd. The ancient armies knew how to start parties, learn from them.
2. Be the first band to play in an airplane (kudos to whoever knows who was supposed to be the first)
3. Invent a guitar that you play with your mind. Note: Talent still required.
4. Insist that all audience members take their clothes off. All wannabe rebels who do not concede will be shot.
5. Reenact the entire last episode of M*A*S*H if it were set in 1700s england, requiring all to stay and watch (NO BATHROOM BREAKS)

there's a start.

M*A*S*H is awesome. But would BJ ride off on a horse? How would Hawkeye leave because he left in a helicopter?
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#19
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M*A*S*H is awesome. But would BJ ride off on a horse? How would Hawkeye leave because he left in a helicopter?


probably some sort of wizardry.
#20
firstly, come from your mothers womb
second, be named John Frusciante.

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