#1
Give me some of your ideas. what are some funny and innovative ways to use a guitar other than playing it?
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#2
smash it on stage
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#3
u can make love to it.
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#7
Ship yours to my home address. That'd be pretty funny and innovative.
#9
just watch some live clips of hendrix and stevie ray. behind the head, looking like playing wi teeth, under legs, behind back etc
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#10
Beat someone to death with it.
Do the "that's not my finger"joke with it.
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ok seriously though


oh seriously?

what the hell are u talking about, how do u use a guitar without playing it?
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#12
Help your drummer out with the headstock.

Buy a more expensive, Left handed guitar. And string it right-handed... Just because you can.

Put the strings on in the wrong places? Could produce some interesting sounds..
#13
for ex- using ur guitar for like a cheese grater from the strings. something like that.
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#14
Rob a bank with it, yelling "Don't move or I'll shred you!", and see if anyone takes you seriously.
#17
yell in the pickups?
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#18
wedge drumsticks in the fretborad under the strings
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eat it
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#21
i put a cloth over the strings once to kill sustain, i also wedged a coaster (those things you put your hot drinks on on tables to stop your from burning the table) under the strings on one of my guitars and it gave it a sort of sitar-esque sound, but sounded more arabic, trouble was it crapped out the intonation so badly.

i can also make my arms look like they are on the wrong way round, so if i get a small lefty guitar, i could try playing with my arms like that.
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#26
play it.
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#28
put a small flatscreen on it under the strings. I can imagine it now, Chuck Norris on Walker Texas Ranger playing non-stop!
#29
enchant it and ride it around like a broom.

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#30
Okay I got one!!

Use the headstock/machine heads as a back scratcher!! OMG I so win!

You could use it to hold up a table? If you had a broken table that is.. Or just go break on so you can do it..

You could use the cutaways as a half-pipe for those mini skaterboards from back in the day..
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Ship yours to my home address. That'd be pretty funny and innovative.


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#32
2 things i know of:

use the head to hit cymbals when appropriate in the song (love doing that)

and i also bleep out my swear words with a guitar some time...
#33
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omg WITHOUT playing it!



oh WITHOUT playing it! well in that case u can use the headstock as a cig holder.
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#34
use it as a dildo, this works best if you have a BC Rich warlock or simmilar shaped guitar with a pointy headstock.
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#35
Door wedge..

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#36
snowboard?

imagine how awesome a non-reverse firebird would look being used as a snowboard.

you could also use 2 matching guitars as skis.
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#37
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use it as a dildo, this works best if you have a BC Rich warlock or simmilar shaped guitar with a pointy headstock.


No!

NO!

PLEASE, NO!

OH GOD, PLEASE NO!

(I'm a guy, and even I find that painful!)
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#39
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use it as a dildo, this works best if you have a BC Rich warlock or simmilar shaped guitar with a pointy headstock.



/blinks

why don't you try it out, and let the rest of us know how it goes for you.

Or doesn't go.
#40
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No!

NO!

PLEASE, NO!

OH GOD, PLEASE NO!

(I'm a guy, and even I find that painful!)


you know guys can use dildos too, I said that assuming the threadstarter was a guy actually, since this thread is stupid and he was being a douche.
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