#3
Weed. Not sure how that will affect your dishwashing skills though.
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#4
are you allowed to listen to music? If you listen to audiobooks or radio programs time goes much quicker.

You could turn up a bit drunk, then time goes very quickly.
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#6
Throw the plates at the wall and see how many you can smash in a minute.

I was a dishwasher and I just talked to the cooks about music and stuff. Then they both quit and two new guys came, and they weren't in to music so they talked to me about drugs and sex. Fun times. Just don't look at the clock.
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Weed. Not sure how that will affect your dishwashing skills though.


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Throw the plates at the wall and see how many you can smash in a minute.

I was a dishwasher and I just talked to the cooks about music and stuff. Then they both quit and two new guys came, and they weren't in to music so they talked to me about drugs and sex. Fun times. Just don't look at the clock.


This. Time goes alot faster at work now, cause the microwave we had to keep track of time broke.
#9
I was a dishwasher at a restaurant once, it was terrible.

Meet the cooks, usually they are stoners, alcoholics, or just all-around crazy, so they'll have good stories.

I worked at a really bad restaurant and they still let me have infinite free pepsi, I basically was always drinking that. Caffeine helps pass the time and makes you work faster.
#10
make time go faster - replace gears in clock with smaller gears
pass time - through the clock back and forth to a co-worker

good luck
#12
Are your cowrokers bored at work, too? If so...Office Olympics.
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#13
I just work like hell and the time flies. And just try not to die or get hurt(my work is crazy, I almost died like three times just last week.
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#14
I think Convorsation was the best suggestion.

Number two would've been Music/Audio Books.
#15
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Just don't look at the clock.

When i'm on checkouts at Tescos i put a little bit of cardover the clock on the screen. Works very well.
#16
Jack off into the ranch dressing and film it. Won't pass the time but it'll be a hilarious law suit.
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Are your cowrokers bored at work, too? If so...Office Olympics.


That or start taking bets on your co-workers habits and the work environment.
#18
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I just work like hell and the time flies. And just try not to die or get hurt(my work is crazy, I almost died like three times just last week.

what do you do?
#19
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Weed. Not sure how that will affect your dishwashing skills though.

If he's not a retard, it shouldn't at all. I've gotten high and gone to work, and it's miraculous. Washing dishes is actually fun, to be honest.
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#20
I have yet to find decent ways to make time go faster at work.

Listen to music?

I spin round on my chair loads and recently filled my post-it notes by drawing a top hat on the corner of every page, at different heights, like a flick-book. This isn't very useful if you're washing dishes though.
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#24
see how many times you can masturbate before getting caught. Thats how i passed time at school, probably applies for work too
#25
As lame as this is, try playing the penis game with your coworkers. One person starts out by saying penis, and the next person has to say it louder, and the next person has to say it even louder, ect... Whoever gets caught loses then you keep going till only one person is left. But you can use it with any word you want, not just penis. For example:

Buttsecks.
Buttsecks.
Buttsecks!
Buttsecks!!

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