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#1
But I want to masturbate, now! But, there is a red friction mark on it which hurts like hell when anything touches it.

What am I supposed to do now?
#3
very frustrated guitar player

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#5
shove shards of broken glass up your ass and squat in a tub of tobasco sauce. it takes your mind off your sore cock, trust me


or you could try not masturbating so damn much
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#6
No, just no.

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#8
Congratulations, You got Aids.
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


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#11
Why Whine about your Worn-out Wiener? ... Put a Pen up your Pooper.
Meadows
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#12
too much wanking will make it hurt. my advise take a cold shower and wait a week before you masterbate again.
#14
Why do you have a red friction mark on your penis?

Work on your masturbation technique, n00b.
#16
Quote by Moggan13

Too much beating the meat causes friction burns....Um...
Dont wank???



yeah sounds like your dicks had enough for now

give it a day off

if you have sex with girls there isnt much friction burn

so u know

find a girl!
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#17
Just stop living. After that post, its the only thing you can really do.
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#18
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But I want to masturbate, now! But, there is a red friction mark on it which hurts like hell when anything touches it.

What am I supposed to do now?


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#19


*You have aids!*
I hate to tell ya boy that you have aids!
You might have got when you stuck that filthy needle in here -
Or maybe all that unprotected sex put you here?
It isn't clear!
But what we're certain of is you have aids!
Not HIV but full blown aids...
Be sure that you see,
That this is not HIV,
But full blown aids!
#23
so then. everybody want to sig that? on the count of three... 1... 2... 3.
I bet you five bucks that I play guitar.
#26
Why would the thread starter post this in the pit? Did he expect serious responses?
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#27
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don't be a fag. get a girlfriend. and stop looking at porn.

yes, because only gays masturbate. not all of us hang out with girls who will **** them for just being nice to them.
#30
wow

just....wow

stop masturbating before your thing falls off
thats whats coming next
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#31
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don't be a fag. get a girlfriend. and stop looking at porn.



I would expect that from someone with a sig like yours. I also guarantee that you still look at porn.
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#32
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Why would the thread starter post this in the pit? Did he expect serious responses?
erm.... I don't know which I find more amusing... the Threadstart or your question.
Meadows
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#33
I hate to break it to you, but this is a secondary sign of Diminished Penis Syndrome. You see, you can tell it's about to settle in and take full effect of shrinking the penis to a quarter of its original size (I can hear you crying ... it's going to go away forever isn't it?) when you see either 1.) two pubes growing out of the same follicle or 2.) strange, painful red marks on your penis. You see, while it's true if you don't use it, you'll lose it, it is also true that if you abuse it, you'll lose it. Shouldn't have been playing pocket pool in Spanish 1 class, son.
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#34
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erm.... I don't know which I find more amusing... the Threadstart or your question.



Was that some sort of clever quip? If so, I'm not amused.
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#35
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Why Whine about your Worn-out Wiener? ... Put a Pen up your Pooper.


You Like The Shift Key 2?

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#36
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I hate to break it to you, but this is a secondary sign of Diminished Penis Syndrome. You see, you can tell it's about to settle in and take full effect of shrinking the penis to a quarter of its original size (I can hear you crying ... it's going to go away forever isn't it?) when you see either 1.) two pubes growing out of the same follicle or 2.) strange, painful red marks on your penis. You see, while it's true if you don't use it, you'll lose it, it is also true that if you abuse it, you'll lose it. Shouldn't have been playing pocket pool in Spanish 1 class, son.



omg lol!


to the thread starter, just use lube. that will kill the friction.
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(I'm not gay)
#37
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don't be a fag. get a girlfriend. and stop looking at porn.


Real men know that bashing the bishop an hour before you plan on getting laid makes you last longer
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#38
Put bengay on it, no joke.
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#40
not another one of these...
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