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#7
I would do it Maddox Style...
Eat a tub of Beans
or
Smahs my Head on a side walk
and i forget the other one...
#8
Play something so fast my neck would snap off and impale me.
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#9
i wouldnt
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#11
I wouldn't.


...Or heroin.
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#15
I would get one of my mates to run me down in his car.

edit: Rather, I'd jump in front of a car.
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#16
I never thought about killing myself, but dieing at the try to jump above 666cars with a Harley Davidson would be pretty cool
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#17
There isnt really a good way to commit suicide.. guns are weak.. swords take forever..drugs are messy and probaly hurt more than physical pain becuase it internal...its not so much that people want to die its just that they cant take the pain of life.. it overwhelms them.. we just need a way to make those people able to escape their pain in other ways than death... like entering the matrix..
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#18
I would die by something related to a rollercoaster.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#20
I'd jump off a building with a trashbag as my parachute.
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
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#21
DEATH BY SNOO SNOO



But, seriously, I would go to the Hershey's factory and jump and drown yourself in the vat of chocolate.
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#22
omg, seriously, if you need OUR suggestions to kill YOURSELF because YOU can't be original, you have once again failed at life.


that was mean
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#23
Quote by godofthemoon
There isnt really a good way to commit suicide.. guns are weak.. swords take forever..drugs are messy and probaly hurt more than physical pain becuase it internal...its not so much that people want to die its just that they cant take the pain of life.. it overwhelms them.. we just need a way to make those people able to escape their pain in other ways than death... like entering the matrix..


What about taking a huge amount of sleeping pills. Attaching weights to yourself then sleeping on a catapult that has a timer and launches you into the ocean to drown in your sleep.
#24
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eat a ham sandwich.



oh i get it like mama cass
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#26
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What about taking a huge amount of sleeping pills. Attaching weights to yourself then sleeping on a catapult that has a timer and launches you into the ocean to drown in your sleep.


Now THIS guy would be a great producer on George Carlin's All Suicide TV channel.



you have to hear "Life is Worth Losing" to get it.
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#27
id drink myself to death....yes im irish
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#28
Quote by fallenangel20
I would go to the Hershey's factory and jump and drown yourself in the vat of chocolate.

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#29
Best way to die?


Lick a Hookers arse
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Indeed.
#30
toaster and a bathtub
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#31
Now that I think about my Hershey idea....that makes me sound like some kind of fat porker....

I mean, I'm not fat. I'm not even overweight, but that like saying you're going to the Twinkie factory and jumping in the Twinkie machine.

Just makes you sound 50 lbs. more than you actuall are.
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#32
skydive without a parachute FTW


EDIT: take your girlfriend with you, propose on the way down and then say "OH F*CK!"
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#33
i would want something instant like...... decapatation

decapatation FTW!
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#35
i will go to Lake Titicaca, get eaten by fish that live there then go "WTF UKILLSONNIKK U BASTURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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#36
Quote by Captain Insano
I would rent an expensive sports car, and floor it of a cliff or bridge.


Ehhh... You still risk loads of pain.

I mean, sure, it's a cliff. You'll die on impact.

Not so fast. You're in a car. There's a good chance you could regain conciousness, if only for a few brief moments.

Ouch. The feeling of major leeking and bleeding, and most of your bones crack, broke, or dislocated.

I'll pass.

Do something like....sports car....a tank of laughing gas, loads of morphine, and a volcanic pit.

That's better.
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#37
Quote by fallenangel20
Ehhh... You still risk loads of pain.

I mean, sure, it's a cliff. You'll die on impact.

Not so fast. You're in a car. There's a good chance you could regain conciousness, if only for a few brief moments.

Ouch. The feeling of major leeking and bleeding, and most of your bones crack, broke, or dislocated.

I'll pass.

Do something like....sports car....a tank of laughing gas, loads of morphine, and a volcanic pit.

That's better.



Then you won't leave a bloody mess for people to clean up, that's no fun.
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#39
Quote by Joe-Fish
Then you won't leave a bloody mess for people to clean up, that's no fun.


Fine. Hot spring.

You'll boil to death, and people will have to lift your peeled, nasty skin out of the water.

Better?
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#40
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I'd choke myself to death undoing a bra strap with my teeth aged 181


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