There's no cure for this malady that ails ye.
Yer fooked.
Unless you put icy hot on your ****. That ought to help 'em stay up.
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have your mom fix them I'm sure she can fix them...oh wait women aren't supposed to leave the kitchen, nevermind then
Wow, the pit is going insane today, isnt it?

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
get new pants.
or dont wear any. i mean really, who the hell wears pants?
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You have more balls then me! .

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I love you have sex with me?

We Rock Out With Our Cocks Out!: UG Naked Club.
This happened to me once...at School

Luckily I had a friend that didn't need his belt so he lent it to me for that day.
Is it like one of those buttons that has a tiny metal disc on the inside? Because I've fixed those with super glue.