#5
There's no cure for this malady that ails ye.
Yer fooked.
Unless you put icy hot on your ****. That ought to help 'em stay up.
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#8
have your mom fix them I'm sure she can fix them...oh wait women aren't supposed to leave the kitchen, nevermind then
#10
Wow, the pit is going insane today, isnt it?
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#12
get new pants.
or dont wear any. i mean really, who the hell wears pants?
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#13
This happened to me once...at School

Luckily I had a friend that didn't need his belt so he lent it to me for that day.
#18
Is it like one of those buttons that has a tiny metal disc on the inside? Because I've fixed those with super glue.