Poll: do you have herpes
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View poll results: do you have herpes
yes
13 9%
no
133 91%
Voters: 146.
#1
so after taking a blood test im positive for herpes.


wait a second now, its not what you think! the doctor said i have a type of herpes that can be transmitted easily across people just by regulat contact that causes sores on/in the mouth. he also said 1/3 people have this. and can be treated with valtrex (ewww)

anyway i find it hard to believe that 1/3 people in america (it gets higher as people are older) have this. and if so i mean valtrex must be making a fortune.
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Ya wouldnt you rather tell us you got it banging you girlfreind then kissin gsome random chick
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#8
hahah herpes owns you
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#9
you can get it by a handshake


sex too i suppose, but i got it from the former
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#10
I think that's the type of herpes that everyone knows as cold sores and stuff...

as far as i know that one really isn't bad.
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#12
So you only have Cold Sores
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#13
I think anyone who has a cold sore, has this disease.
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#14
yet but reallly bad ones that have "out breaks"
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#16
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#18
Quote by evening_crow
I think that's the type of herpes that everyone knows as cold sores and stuff...

as far as i know that one really isn't bad.



well damn i guess i have herpes then, as i have a sore im my mouth....
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#22
No I don't have herpes, that's a risk reserved for those fortunate enough to be sexually active.
#24
I'd love to get a harmless std, and then say I got it from the hottest chick I could think of, then everyone would probly believe me and think I am a badass.
#25
normal cold sores are herpes simplex one, and canker (sp) sores fall within that im pretty sure.... and despite what people think, you cant transfer herpes simplex one...
herpes simplex 2 on the other hand.. is what you get on your hands and mouths and crotchular regions and is the nasty one that people fear... so im guessing that if you have to take Valtrex you have the 2nd one, but that statistic must be wrong, i dont think every third person i see would have simplex 2...

im no doctor tho.. so dont take my word on it
#26
sorry man. I got herpes to recently....man that feels weird saying that
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#27
Look on the brightside, at least you don't have AIDS, you'd be an internet laugh machine then.
#29
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so after taking a blood test im positive for herpes.


i felt like sigging that at first

that sucks though... i'd give you an e-pat on the shoulder but i don't want herpes following me around like luggage the rest of my life...


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#30
Can you get herpes from fapping?
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#31
Pics or it didnt happen....

wait you got it from regular contact...

nevermind
#32
hooray for not having any std's?! ...


EDIT: also.. isn't there two different types of herpes? There's genital herpes and oral? Oral is like a coldsore, that can be caused by a common cold? It's not life threatening, you just might get an odd cold sore now an then. Genital herpes is like, really serious.. right?!
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#33
6% of UG has herpes..

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#34
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That made me crack up

I get cankers a lot, it's been that way since I was a kid.

Maybe I've had herpes since childhood?!?
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#35
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normal cold sores are herpes simplex one, and canker (sp) sores fall within that im pretty sure.... and despite what people think, you cant transfer herpes simplex one...
herpes simplex 2 on the other hand.. is what you get on your hands and mouths and crotchular regions and is the nasty one that people fear... so im guessing that if you have to take Valtrex you have the 2nd one, but that statistic must be wrong, i dont think every third person i see would have simplex 2...

im no doctor tho.. so dont take my word on it

Yeah, you've probably got the simple kind that people sometimes get, so don't worry. When he says that 1 in 3 people have it, he means that it never goes away. It recedes, but stays with you.