#1
its probably been done before but i dont care, i'll start us off


whats the difference between a bag of dead baby and a red convertable???


ive never been in a red convertable
#2
how do you get a dead baby out of blender?
tostitos


whats the difference between an elephant and a dead baby?

the search bar
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#4
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#5
what the differerence between a fridge and a baby?

fridges dont scream when i pack my meat into them.

whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

i dsont cum all over an apple before i eat it.
#6
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what the differerence between a fridge and a baby?

fridges dont scream when i pack my meat into them.

whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

i dsont cum all over an apple before i eat it.

Fail.

What's the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?
I don't **** a pizza before I eat it.
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#8
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Fail.

What's the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?
I don't **** a pizza before I eat it.



i have a better pizza joke.

what is the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

the pizza can feed a family.
#9
Quote by lielielie
what do you get when you have 100 dead baby's in your garage


an erection

How do you get rid of it?

One by one.


I made that up on the spot.


edit:
^Yea, but we're talking DEAD BABIES, not lazy black men.
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#11
what's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
you can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork

why did the dead baby cross the road?
it was stapled to the chicken
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#15
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no way black people jokes are racist

thats horrible to talk about

did you completely skip over the raping of dead babies?.... black jokes arent as bad as that...
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#16
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the black man one was the funniest though


Agreed, dead baby jokes suck.
#17
um no, these are sick, no more dead baby threads
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