#1
There are currently 3 flies flying around under my lamp, and they've been there all day. They are starting to annoy me with their mating and whatnot. How do you want me to get rid of them UG?
#3
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Pretty simple solution. You need a lighter and a can of high power brake cleaner. Instant flame thrower.


I was actually going to suggest the exact same thing.
#4
your answers will be:

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-fap them to death
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#5
Sit on an chair and masturbate, try and hit the flies when you come.
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#7
Tell them worthless anecdotes for hours until they fly into the lamp, killing themselves.
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#8
Baseball bat!
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#9
I'm gonna say...

-furious buttsekks
-fap them to death
-and of course "this thread is useless delete it now" reported!
#11
Devour them one by one, and do not listen to thier cries for mercy
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#13
jesus christ, would you shut the **** up and realize no one cares about 3 flies on your lamp?

oh, sorry. i forgot TEH RANDOMZ IS FUNNIE.
#14
holy shiit glm is back.
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There are currently 3 flies flying around under my lamp, and they've been there all day. They are starting to annoy me with their mating and whatnot. How do you want me to get rid of them UG?

turn off your light?

And then put on the light outside your and they will go to it!

You arent very smart are you?
#20
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play a killer guitar solo
b killer i mean that it should be on thats bad enough to "kill em all"
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#21
Try to understand their existence. Whatever you do don't kill the poor things. Do not continue the genocide!!!
#25
I definitely don't want to kill them and the lamp suggestion won't work cos its still daylight so I'd have to wait like 2 hours until it gets dark.
#27
theyre mating? dont be a cockblock dude
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#28
pwn them with an INSANE GUITAR SOLO!!!!11!111

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#29
well, i would normally propose an idea with a full can of axe, a lighter or 2, and a hot glue gun, but in this case, i think you should simply hit them with a fly swatter, since it's indoors.

now, if it were a cockroach or something bigger like that, then go with the nail gun
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#32
if you rub a lemon on your nipple and sprinkle a little sugar on there, the flys will follow you out of your room, licking your nipples. so far so good. then leave your house and when your in your front yard, rub the flies nipples. this will spread the love. start masturbating. the flies will follow your lead. lick the flies. allow them to lick you.
there we are.
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