#1
So today is 4th of July. Fireworks everywhere. My friend sold something that he says is just a spark fountain, but I'm worried that it might be something more explosive. It's 8" long, about 1" wide, and covered in brown paper. It looks like it might of had labels that were torn off.
Anyway, I'm wondering, what are the chances that this thing will explode, and how far back should I stand in case it does?
#2
Just set it off. Blowing shit up is a fine American tradition.
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#3
You do know how hard it is to get dynamite, right?

And, if you're that worried, then just stand far enough back.
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#5
Chances are it's probably not dynamite, but just to be on the safe side make sure you light it in your pants
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#6
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How far is far enough???


Just chuck it into the neighbor's yard, you should be safe.
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#7
If worst comes to worst and it's dynamite then like 15 feet.
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#11
I doubt it's dynamite. However, if it is, put it to good use. Blow something up. Put it on a park bench or a scarecrow or a fuckin' tree or something. Even if it's not dynamite, the scarecrow will burn! Hahaha!
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**** = cats?!

Holy sh*t, some people are actually messed up in the head. Tell your mate that cats are your friends, not food. Jesus.
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#13
If it is dynamite, then have some fun with it. Throw it on the freeway.
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#14
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Just set it off. Blowing shit up is a fine American tradition.

yep lol

post a pic
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#18
I can see him lighting it up then throw it like 20 ft. away and all it turns out to be is a cheap little fountain. AND it plays the national anthem.
#19
Record it man, then put it on Youtube if it is dynamite.
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